Dave

The next time a Republican “accidentally“ refers to “the Democrat Party” I’d like to see the Democrat “accidentally” refer to “the Rapist Party”

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. www.joemygod.com/2026/10/colo...

I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly

Hemingway needed six words for his tragic “Baby Shoes” short story, but here is an entire Black Mirror episode in two words.

Well that explains what’s going on with his legs

*explaining polyamory to an american* okay so imagine you had a second burger

"We're uprooting fraud by getting rid of these freeloaders who keep paying into the system without taking anything back out" Genius.

For every 10 years they try to roll back democracy, science, and pluralism, we roll back our concept of fairness by 100 years. I would feel bad about it but it's clear that by-the-book prosecutions of low-rank offenders is no deterrent at all to them returning with more malice and lawlessness.

My time in the Senate will be devoted to ending DEI and affirmative action in the workplace. by Darline Graham Nordone

”abolish ICE“ means (1) abolishing a particular agency and (2) salting the earth so that nothing that does what it does can ever emerge again—no matter what it‘s called or who is in charge of it.

If you are demanding people not even criticize the clubby sort of whitewashing of a warmongering petty monster devoted to installing a dictatorship in America, you are holding regular people to a moral standard Lindsey Graham never cleared a single day of his life.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.

Supergirl according to my friends: “It has some issues, but it’s good. You should see it.” “It’s a great popcorn movie.” According to the internet: “Failure!” Conclusion: My friends don’t have a problem with the very idea of female led superhero movies.

I think David Lynch would have appreciated Trump's State Fair.

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

Funny enough, the US won even though both teams scored the same number of times. But both on the same goal.

Omg! At last, a cause I can believe in!

Capitulation at Versailles (disambiguation)

The objection to UBI is not really about money without work. It is about which class is allowed to receive money without work.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

People laughed when Trump said the war would only end with unconditional surrender but he's a man of his word and he has now surrendered unconditionally

Elon Musk has the greatest job in the world. Just get blasted off your ass on ketamine, promise everyone interdimensional unicorn-based travel by 2027, and receive free money. why am I working like some kind of peasant

Not gonna lie, Kash Patel has given me more confidence than anything else in my life. If there’s a silver lining to this whole mess it’s that, from now on, whenever I think I can’t do something I can just remind myself that the dumbest people on Earth seized the US government.

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

Basically, AI companies are hoping to get us all hooked on their products before the bills come due so they can jack up token prices. Pesky people asking questions and pointing out stuff that doesn't work are ruining the whole plan and it's very rude of them.

I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not

I finally canceled my WaPo subscription last month and it really, really hurt. I’ve been reading a newspaper since I was 11 and it was the Post from age 14 to 60. I’ve been tempted for a couple of weeks to resubscribe, but this drove reality home for me. I’m so sad though.

Well, at least the next elections will be clear as hell. Has your ass embraced white supremacy or hasn't it?

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

I can’t believe we’re still doing this. Knight Rider is actually the driver. The car is “Knight Rider’s Monster.”

“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.

Assassination is not the answer. It’s never the answer, even in the case of You Know Who. We just have to be patient and let the Big Macs and Filet-O-Fishes finish the job.

Can I make a donation or something?

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

55 next month. I can bend over but not run.

I really, really hate that Donald Trump is our first bisexual president

if cats could drive they’d be like “yes of course i will let you merge” and then as soon as you did they’d attack your car

"do not make me explain the omegaverse to my boss, please" - a text I just wrote

Why give your kid Harry Potter when A Wizard of Earthsea is right there? That way they'll grow up to be sad instead of bigoted!

Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing

War with Iran, ICE agents rounding up and killing citizens, concentration camps under construction, crimes of a child rapist covered up by DOJ… Yup, total vindication for people who claimed our biggest threat was transgender folks using public restrooms.