Daniel

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

Any attack that doesn’t hit is meaningless. 当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

Local theater

It's here early for you, mes ami(e)s.

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

gen z can make fun of me all they want but this millenerino aged out of the heckin draft

got an A+ on a difficult chemistry exam yay

The Phantom Tollbooth — Chuck Jones (producer & co-director), 1970

In my mind, I picture wombats as badger or possum sized, but they're ... um ... not.

nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 1004: "Jeff for 200" // Jeffpardy

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

The Trump administration was too stupid to realize that cutting food safety programs and firing thousands of public servants would have shitty consequences. Watch.

OH SHIT ITS OCTOBER (I forgot)

Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing

asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day

when ai leaves u behind

Ed Sheeran has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it

I respect my haters and share their concerns

All solidarity with Macklemore 🇵🇸 Today Israel is killing children, as they do every day. FREE PALESTINE

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

I LOVE Bionicle porn!

Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?

Hacked by a moth.

if you're a trans woman you NEED to hear this:

theory: this is secretly powering a neural network powered ai recreation of doug. there is no escaping. all the faster button does is make him faster and the doug button is an unspeakable horror that we have yet to comprehend

I see "TTTT" and I assume it's a VERY different thing from the game show that the article is about

the whole world now holds our breath to see how steven universe responds

Me to cops

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

it's finally cooling off so I'm turning Costco rotisserie chicken into soup stock 🐔 the white meat is going into quesadillas this week and the dark meat will be in this soup

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

never forget except for donald trump, he can forget

Open world Mr Bean game

when hate is easier, let’s choose love. When love comes, let’s make more room for it🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 What transgender people want is not special proof or permission. It is to live as themselves, with love and pride. That’s all Chiitan hopes light will be lit in the lives of transgender people now in the dark.

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️