Neon Genesis Ivermectin

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, people talk, but there are times when our age gap comes in handy :) like crosswords! I do all the clues about current music, and he does all the ones about what you used to be able to call the Irish

Elon Musk, gesturing to taxidermied monkey with a trout tail sewn on: So ez yoo kin see, huh huh, uh, wiv made rill mehmaids. Uh. Huh. End yull be able t’hug end kiss thum soon. The press: Elon Musk, who has always had hair, makes every boy’s wish come true

DOCTOR: Mr. and Mrs. Aliveson, oh god I just realized how ironic this is going to sound,

I saw toadies and tripping daisy surrounded by giant chevrolets, I hope this has improved your understanding of the state of texas

I wish Carrie would try that all that bullshit with me

Narcissists absolutely love it when you set healthy boundaries

wait those Taylor Swift songs are real?

The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch

I hate the phrase “don’t yuck someone’s yum” but that’s no longer enough. You have to affirm everyone else’s tastes and fuck that. Grow a thicker skin.

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

i hate when a video game character lurches, stumbles and falls over for dramatic effect. i pressed the run button while operating under the implicit assumption it would make my little guy run. you have knowingly broken a sacred compact

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

Is he, you know, a “friend of Tinashe?”

Inadvertently discovered the opposite of Infinite Jest when my phone autocorrected it to Limited Jesse

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All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:

Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use

Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹

If you think that the working class is just guys with hard hats you should go work at a call center for a year

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

I felt compelled to post this in a moment of vulnerability after being fired for the first time in my life, and this morning I just accepted a phenomenal job offer. Manifesting!

no weapon formed against me shall prosper, playboy

I can’t believe Paul Schrader turned out to be a weird crank whose increasingly extreme views are isolating him from society

ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv

lmao my company just demoed its new AI chatbot in an all hands meeting and it failed on literally the first prompt

the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line

its SO fucked up that in the time since he recorded that line, capitalists corrupted space

9/11 should have happened to hogwarts

huge efficiency boost for society: make cops deliver doordash, including when responding to crimes

something horrifying has come to me in a vision

Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant

Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩 Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot

It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it

you're absolutely right - your grandma is in danger, and I'm going to make sure she gets the iTunes gift cards she needs to survive