Extralife

RIP BOZO

Nancy 10/13/26

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

You’re gonna think you might know where this is going and then about halfway through you’ll learn you were Wrong

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

pov: the mechanic shop cat recognizes you as the Treat Lady

YEAAAA BOIIIIIII

1) vance has this weird preoccupation with demanding that people show him gratitude 2) this is just another expression of the idea that some americans don’t count and at most should be seen and not heard

Posting with initial capitals and no final period is bluesky style. Replies should be made in lowercase. Quote dunks may also be lowercase if they are six words or less

a high ranking official (probably miller, blanche, or vance) is openly admitting this is a fishing expedition in national news. they just can't help themselves

This is the "DHS/ice must be destroyed" energy house democrats need to be bringing to the midterms

Metallica are probably at all 4 poles of the political compass. Hetfield strikes me as a gold fringed flag libertarian, Ulrich is turbo fash, Hammett is a stoner ancom, and Trujillo is Marxist-Leninist

ok come hang an ornament on the kirkmas tree next year then

One under-discussed aspect of the vibecession is how interest rates for credit cards, autos, and mortgages all jumped in 2022 with the Fed hikes then never came back down. It's hardly a surprise consumers get bad vibes from that.

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment https://theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firing-squad-as-means-of-entertainment/

SC because not trying to pile on, but Chesa was (in part, not monocausal, etc) successfully recalled by SFPD sandbagging. I personally know people in the city told by on duty cops “sorry can’t arrest this obviously dangerous person threatening you, due to the DA”. Like, it worked.

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

The sequel to Gay guy dating canter.

Libs were terrified of Dairializa when she won the primary, but when they see how she deals with Republicans I think they may come around

Killed. NSF’s SBE was killed, in violation of law. The President does not have the power to choose to kill programs at a whim by defunding them. The imperial presidency was a mistake and we are in a separation of powers constitutional crisis.

urbanists convincing themselves to support nithya will be an interesting development

This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.

it's been a fucked up year, but the republicans are heading towards a historic shellacking next month so that's nice at least

If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go

"the ideological clowns are out" - bozo the gender inspector

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Isn’t your army getting curbstomped by a bunch of guys making missiles out ofold Daewoo parts

if you show me one of your favorite songs and it's an electro swing song or some goofy house music with a saxophone solo, you are permanently banned from sharing any music ever again

pop-country sensation psyop being named Ella Langley is too on-the-nose. is her support act called the Dulles Brothers Band?

Whispery coffee shop vocal cover of Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" at the end of a Grey's Anatomy episode about someone who dies after an elevator accident of some kind.

I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, I will shoot you in the face. I will shoot you dead in your fucking face.

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

this consisted mostly of tech executives convincing each other that they were about to become god kings of the new computer economy

A triumphal monument but also a drone surveillance panopticon is a concept so abysmally kitschy and a overwrought even focault would be surprised

TECHNLGY/TECH.GIF

eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it