j g r o

now i lay me down to sleep i'll catch that bird who goes meep meep if i die before i wake, acme co has sent a fake

is it illegal to make welcome mat out of quicksand

I am a hollaback girl. There is no good media for us.

David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

my impression of oppenheimer just now: ohhhhh I invented the atom bomb and maybe I shouldn’t have

I do not know what Roko's basilisk is and I do not give a shit. Do not attempt to explain it to me on here.

pussy from a girl who has a curse

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

I agree the butthole star is a very special thing

This week in fridge drawings

It doesn't really sink in how insane the Roman Empire was until you write a sentence like "We have the skeleton of a man in York who was bitten by a lion."

I denounce all twitch streamers, all other kinds of streamers, and all video platforms. Web video and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Trying to figure out whether it was more impressive that Dolly gave away so much money, or that she was a working musician who figured out how not to get swindled out of all the money she earned in the first place

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

If a mug says "dishwasher safe" you can put it in the dishwasher. If it doesn't say "dishwasher safe" it's still ok to put it in the dishwasher. If it says "do not put in dishwasher under any circumstances" you can still put it in the dishwasher a little bit

The Fauci targeting is a good case study in people who are barely doing any job at all demanding everyone else do their job flawlessly.

Anthony bourdain: as far back as I can remember I always wanted to eat an oyster Stav: you ever think it might be nice to swim in dressing

I’ve been called a visionary, outside the box thinker.

I am the sharpest knife in the drawer. My blade is so immaculately honed it can slice the bonds between atoms, carving molecules into individual elements. And someday, I'll split even the atoms themselves. The drawer will not hold me for long.

A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon

I have always loved this anecdote from Conan on his first day on The Simpsons

Bar before grill, ok to chill. Grill before bar, get away far

this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

infosec tip: constantly forget what you're talking about all the time

When plague doctors get sick they call the plague doctor doctors (birds wearing human masks)

Preemptive post:

They kicked me out of debate camp. Frankly, I couldn’t argue with them.

this classic turns 10 today

Bluesky is not an echo chamber. Some people here love the character of Tom Bombadil in LOTR: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, some people merely like him a lot, and still more don't offhand know who he is but when you explain are like, oh yeah, that guy, that guy was alright. So we have all kinds here.