Kirsten Bakis

Oh.

ok

maybe just sea potato? ocean horse tongue?

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

You never see James Talarico and Robin in the same room together 🤔

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

A lot of what's wrong with me would be fixed by hugging a baby giraffe

it feels truly insane that it’s not

The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise!

Putting up a good fight, trying to win, and losing is STILL more valuable than never really trying. It builds infrastructure, voter habits, local talent. TX is on the verge in large part bc of ppl activated (and maintained) by Beto. GA went purple bc Stacey Abrams worked hard (still does) and lost.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

I WON A WORLD FANTASY!!!!!! It has been a difficult day so far but just got these wonderful news! ❤️ 🏆 Congratulations to all the winners and finalists. It's impossible to put into words how honored I am to be amongst you all.

Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

"Post [bond] and you go home while you fight your case; fail to post it and you sit in a cell until the case ends. A bondsman will assist for a fee of around [10%] ... [My nonverbal client] has no income and no way to earn any, so there was never a version of this story where he paid and went home."

I Bought a Pair of Scissors, Then I Stabbed Myself in the Foot. It Nearly Cost Me My Foot.

In my opinion, reading this essay would be a brilliant way to start your Sunday morning.

sorry, i can't come in today, my cat got under the bedsheet and jumped up and i went "a g-g-g-g-GHOST" and my eyeballs popped out of my skull and they both stopped in midair and did little screams so i had to go to the emergency room

DC Bluesky Happy Hour/meetup, sign up here! if you sign up this way and opt for it, i will print your PFP and i will bring a button press so that we can make and wear buttons of our PFPs which may help with the "who are these people who i only know from the Internet" problem

Trending topic: Your mortality

Fuck thys noyse.

"Utah state veterinarian Amanda Price was focused on the impact on the farm’s owner." Gross. He shouldn't have built a little empire on cruelty. sentientmedia.org/mink-farms/

the only white people in the US scared to show their faces are klansmen, nazis, and ICE agents

Happy first day of early voting, New York!

Photojournalists! Real news from the ground! No "A.i." bullshit! go.bsky.app/AmdJsrV

And a buncha people who get it. Helpful info, good vibes, and/or action items in 2026. No "A.i." bullshit. No deactivist slop. go.bsky.app/6DoVMhY

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

THEY ARE FEEDING SACRIFICES TO BLUCIFER

Feeding my idiot venus fly trap raisins

Greeks: sculpture is about the ideal body, perfect proportions, beauty through which we can experience th— Etruscans, over in the corner:

If you thought Ben Lamm was a shithead, you underestimated him. He's worse. Genetically engineering any creatures, but dogs especially, to be weapons of war — it's unspeakable. www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...

Let’s pass some new laws and take away all of their money and assets.

Four-week program will provide a Native visual artist with housing, studio space, a stipend, and access to the Work Center's creative community redpopnews.com/fine-arts-wo...

Be sure to checke Halloween candye carefullye -- thys yeare, all of Narnia ys hidden yn one snickers bar.

Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

interesting that abdul el-sayed has not disavowed my insomnia

I’ve been doing some reporting on a US Senate race in the Deep South — story coming soon— and I truly don’t think people realize how bad the Republican brand is right now even in “safe” states

we're living in the Golden Age for people who like things that suck

bad news. i was reading your posts over the Walmart intercom and they kicked me out. i guess they weren’t good posts