LuvPug

Grief's a prizefighter. You can rest & recover between rounds but you know it's going to hit you again.

Cat Trees in bloom

Everything is awful BUT amazing people are still getting shit done ❤️

Hit send, then sort through the feelings later.

not yet, funk soul brother

in high school I was voted most likely to live in a shed in the mountains and write a manifesto.

When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it

People think my dog had surgery because of the cone around her head but that’s just there to stop her from smoking

My son asked me if Harrison Ford was a president or the guy who made cars so I threw my light saber at him

when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels

Live, laugh, lock you doors

I would, but I'm just in a weird place right now *motions to entire universe*

Stop, drop, and roll. Jump, jive, and wail.

it's called ernie's friend maybe you've bert of it

I’d go on a road trip with you and not even complain about your driving

The fact that “do-gooder” is a put-down tells you everything you need to know about the human race.

[Stick Insects Anonymous] Group Leader: "There's no easy way of saying this. But I believe one of you may be a plant."

Sorry. I know it's odd that I keep reposting old posts or pics of your pets but sometimes I remember a pic & just want to see your dog or your cat or your rat or your squirrel or...you get the idea. It brightens my day again. I can get very "I really need to see an adorable chihuahua right now!"

*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*

When someone makes me feel like I don’t matter, I do them a favor and take myself out of their life

You had me at mutually assured destruction

I don’t even have to ask my doctor. Any drug with marginal benefit and potentially horrible side effects is NOT right for me.

Ladies, stop wasting your time on men you think you can fix and find one you know you can break

[Catholic church] *priest hands out "What To Expect At Your Exorcism" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything

you put your guitar in a case so that ghosts will not play wonderwall in the night

She was attractive, like an industrial magnet in a scrap metal yard.

Just got kicked off an airplane because the baby in the seat beside me complained I was crying too loudly

You’d think this ninja blender would be a lot quieter.

i like the rain. people who wash their cars aren't better than me for a few days

I always enjoy this special time of year when my account seems vaguely appropriate.

Do butterflies ever have a place where they belong and can stay for a while or do they just keep flying around and landing on random things until they die?

Everything is stupid and the bad people are winning