Jesse

Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black. I don’t know what else people need to see.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

I suspect these still won’t hold up to buck shot.

AI profile pic defending content thief Yashir? Must be a day that ends in Y. Vultures and their sycophants.

401k be like

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

I love taking the train between San Diego and Los Angeles since it's such a gorgeous view but there's just no way it'll still exist on the same track a generation from now. www.instagram.com/reels/DeSCAh...

Low-hanging fruit for reporters and Dem trackers: ask a Republican running for office, "what would you do if you were in a car with your child and men in hoodies charged at you with guns drawn?" Follow up with "do you think it's reasonable for a parent in that situation to use lethal force?"

Last night I intentionally made a really bad decision and it turned out amazing, and I am learning all the wrong lessons. (This is a post about eating green chile mac and cheese immediately before bed.)

from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz

NEW: DHS agents tracked people observing ICE arrests, photographed them, ran their plates, pulled personal information, and added them to a Palantir database, according to newly unsealed court filings. w/ @regret.bsky.social

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.

JUST IN 🚨: U.S. 10-Year Treasury Yield jumps to highest level since the run-up to the Global Financial Crisis

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??! Me:

It is a huge shame to see so much language attributing agency, intent and thought to a software program, when all that should be attributed to the humans who designed a dangerously clumsy and broken looping LLM. Means the companies won't be held accountable for designing a bad product

Had your 68 year old “moderate” father erected their Antifa flag yet? Hilarious surprise when I went to our family cabin last weekend. He’s on board. His father knew what to do too.

🎻 I done told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been

Hasan Piker is an idiot and a provocateur with a pretty loose grasp of history, but I am finding the endless cycles of performative outrage at not unconditionally endorsing Eisenhower's foreign policy to be wearing thin.

Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.

The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.

I’ve worked in IT for 26 years. The first ten were desktop support. A polo and a clipboard will get you let into places without verification that you’d NEVER guess. I’m including secure areas inside government installations that I was cleared for - but NO ONE checked. A black polo and a clipboard.

25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.

that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

The horse-riding librarians of the Pack Horse Library Project in Hindman, Kentucky, around 1940. This was a genuine New Deal initiative established by President Franklin D. Roosevelt's Works Progress Administration (WPA) during the Great Depression.

We’re not changing it.

If we cured all cancer tomorrow, and it became an extremely rare condition, I guarantee that 30 years from now there would be people saying, “They just want you to take that anti-cancer pill to control you. It’s a bullshit disease that doesn’t even exist anymore.”

[Exit Queen.]

I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die

FLURP

I switched to sardines and mackerel from tuna because it was cheaper (sometimes, sometimes I get the $15 speciality stuff cuz it’s yummy), healthier, and tastier. Now climate change has resulted in the devastation of Moroccan sardine and mackerel populations. It’s only getting worse from here.

All of these Natalie Harp stories are leaking for one reason: Someone in the West Wing is sick of Harp’s shit. Probably just a coincidence that it’s all happening as Leavitt is leaving.

Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the Democratic Party

May ICE forget their shock gloves are on as they go piss.

I don't know who originally posted this, but it is genius.

"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity

I didn’t come anywhere near this when I was on the Roosevelt (‘87-‘90) - I think we hit like 85 straight days at sea. But even that was miserable. This is an abuse of the force and will have long term repercussions