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The Italians have got opera, the Spanish have got flamenco dancing. What have we got? Weight Watchers.

holy shit this is actually brilliant

He’s doing public executions now and has a branch of government that violently snatches citizens from the street and that’s nothing compared to what he’s doing on the world stage WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT NOBEL!?

Backwards and in Binary.

Let’s do the whole Government Efficiency thing again and just rename everything Trump touches The Gulf of Intelligence.

Utter barbarism. Like watching the reverse evolution of man into beast.

Catching up with #traitors. Bella should be Doctor Who, Acaster should be the companion. BBC cheque to the usual address etc etc

Me returning home from a shop at Aldi #CelebrityTraitors

I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors

Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again…

1)how to create an illicit fags & booze economy run by spivs that'll deprive the Treasury of tax revenue 2)you don't get people "back to work" by making their lives impossible (note cut of a third to long-term benefits). It makes the problem worse 3)you bastards

So that guy who live streamed himself trying to drown someone by stabbing their boat with a knife and who has been continually blocking ports and intimidating communities with a band of masked thugs. He’s surely just going to be arrested right? Right?

New cartoon: The RNLI

🌻👏👏hi-you’re not alone having this‘problem’. I also have this issue😂😊

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

"You sit somewhere different every time and you eat different things?" asks Ludwig, baffled. Again, I love and am simultaneously enormously frustrated by the fact they will. not. name. it. #Ludwig

www.theguardian.com/politics/202.... “Many of the people at that march were brave, passionate patriots who had very real reasons for covering their faces, including the very real fear of losing their jobs” - so it’s fine to cover your face if you know what you’re doing might have consequences?

What about a budget that supports people who get up when they want, except on Wednesdays when they get rudely awakened by the dustmen

One of the great wins for 'don't know' in recent times. That will give supporters of not knowing things a lot of confidence.

In response to Oswald Mosley's Blackshirts, the Public Safety Act 1936 made it an offence under to march in uniform. The Crime and Policing Bill 2026 gave the police the power to order the removal of face coverings at a protest. We cannot stand by and allow the normalisation of fascist intimidation.

I remember a time when 'Concerned Citizens' were only ones who wrote in to 'Points of View' every week to complain about the quality of Saturday Night entertainment.

Stop the Blokes

I'm not corrupt. I'm completely incompetent. And corrupt. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Dear Burnham Labour government, There are uniformed fascists on the streets of Dover. You have done and said f*** all so far. Not good enough. You'll lock up pro-Palestinian grannies and young climate activists - but you ignore fascist thugs. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

If only there was some famous tale about the futility of being a Cnut who stands on the shore and shouts orders at the sea. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

An autistic woman trying to avoid taking credit for her colleagues’ work reportedly also doesn’t want to take credit for her own work, for some reason.

Milo yes been deported to Britain? Ho ho, good luck to a racist, transphobic, paedophilia endorsing shitwit who hangs out with open Nazis getting work in the great British media... hang on, I'm just being handed a piece of paper.

Hellespont Dardenelles swim from Europe to Asia compete ✅ Beautiful swim, arguable the oldest swim event in the world - following in the swim strokes of Byron.

Donald Trump has signed an executive order renaming Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams “America of America by Bryan America” and Spirit of Radio by Rush is now “America by America”. He’s gone too far.

I feel like random acts of kindness are the best thing we can do to honor her legacy. I really do. I think she'd love that.

New, from me. Losing a prestigious stage or affiliation is not the same thing as being censored or deplatformed, and we should stop letting terrible people pretend otherwise. dmitryopines.substack.com/p/youre-not-...

Medical Advice

More Hot-Messo, less depresso More Neurospico, make feel nice-o

One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready Four for any other problem Nine to hear these options again

A new study has found that the British public greatly overestimate the number of sex crimes committed by foreign nationals: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... Wonder where people might be getting such misconceptions… #ukmedia #migrants #gbnews #misleading #mediahate

Instead of watching Channel 4 use a Spectator columnist confirm the biases of ppl on FB who reckon there were no ND people in the 80s, the kid they used to bully only knew every fact about the Intercity 125 to be difficult, listen to It's A Superpower??! thedailytism.com/podcasts/its...

Dear government, don’t send startling, high-pitched alerts about wildfires to ordinary people's phones. Send them to the CEOs of fossil fuel companies and make them impossible to switch off until they stop the destructive plunder that's contributing to climate change.

the British press hounds people to their death on a semi regular basis and i think perhaps we should stop them doing that

Never noticed this weird plant in my garden before

What the FUCK just happened with the sun? Did anybody see that? That was some bullshit. I don’t pay my taxes to have the sun slack off. Vote Reform.

I want to pay taxes for roads I don't drive on, schools for children I don't have, training for doctors to do operations I will never need, and I don't understand how hard it is for some people to fathom that society, humanity is caring about things beyond one's own personal benefit.

I don't know, a sleeper cell sounds kind of relaxing.

"One in five parents (20%) said they were buying fewer books due to the cost-of-living crisis, increasing to over one in three (36%) among families struggling financially."