Nicole Wilkins

too easy

As a young man, I used to think there was no such thing as 'forbidden' knowledge, that knowledge was always good and could never be harmful. As a somewhat older man, I regard this position was folly. No one is improved by finding out what a Malfoid is. This is a knowledge that should be forbidden.

"Long has our society known the phenomenon of a man insisting upon wearing shorts no matter how cold it is outside, but in our rapidly warming world, a new generation of inappropriate dressers will emerge. I am the vanguard of that generation." buff.ly/LPSyRF8

The Diplomat is crazy. None of the actresses on that show has so much as seen a carb in years.

60% of Americans live Cheesecake Factory to Cheesecake Factory.

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

Get your pumpkin carving kit *now* before it's later tonight and you convince yourself a steak knife will work just fine, but it won't and you'll be posting on Bluesky saying, "I just lacerated myself carving a pumpkin. CPSC is going to be so disappointed in me :( "

In 20 years when this kid goes no contact, the parent won’t notice because they’ve just been talking to an AI the whole time anyway.

Bought a ticket to see a show on a Sunday night. At the time I absolutely knew I wouldn’t actually want to see a show on a Sunday and it turns out I was right! But here I am, drinking beer like someone who leaves the house.

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

Remember: It’s All Hallow’s EVE, not All Hallow’s STEVE. @theonion.com

Spooky season, SF edition 👻

I understand why there are hatches on the roof of this bus. But it would be nice if they were water tight.

WOMAN: I’m gonna cum!! NATHAN FIELDER: ok.

Is There a Ghost in Your TV?

why do we bash "dead beat" children for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Banning overnight on-street parking would fix this.

I’m not a fan of the sun rising between 7 and 7:30. We need to move the time change to September to kick the can down the road into November.

Updated with exciting new sorting tech! Don't settle for just an alphabetized list of people with paint chip names, DEMAND to sort by color too. cole.fyi/paint-chip-p...

I love Birkin Discourse so much. articlesofinterest.substack.com/p/the-it-bag

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like

I would like to ask this question to Abdul al-Sayed

Unlike weed, cereal has gotten weaker and less potent since I was a teenager.

I cannot believe that I scrolled through several screens without seeing “If That’s Your Boyfriend (He Wasn’t Last Night)” SMDH Kids these days don’t know the classics.

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

On the ferry next to a full container ship. Engineering is the devil’s work. Those things are too big. They shouldn’t float.

Deciding that there was no good reason for my appliances to be on the Internet has really paid off long-term.

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September 2026: 71 new atrocities, including Vance calling El-Sayed "evil"; Labor Dept. scandals; Nazi unis for Space Force; $5K to vote for the GOP; and many more cruelties, collusions, corruption, and crimes. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors buff.ly/JnQggnV

When have new episodes of a long-gone show ever been as good as the original run?

1/x Two of the best-known coats on any high street began as working kit for sailors on cold decks. Both carry names from my little corner of the North Sea: Duffel, a small town near Antwerp, and the Dutch word "pij". The story of the duffel coat and the peacoat. #maritimehistory

Man of the people (derogatory)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 09,1946

Behold, a baby. Terrible Kitty! Webcomics I've been doodling lately. The best kitty.

I know everybody hates AI summaries but this one is completely accurate share.google/aimode/VP7LX...

Whether it's Bill Clinton using tax-payer money to pay for the postage on letters back to people who wrote to his cat or Donald Trump steering hundreds of millions of dollars in government contracts to his son's companies, both presidents engaged in corruption on an unprecedented scale.

depending on the way the winds blow, it could make a vast difference