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“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 👀🩸

This is very good. You, SPECIFICALLY YOU, should read this.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Disney Edition We Don't Talk About Bruno In My Pants It's a Small World In My Pants Whistle While You Work In My Pants Let It Go In My Pants Beauty and the Beast In My Pants Poor Unfortunate Souls In My Pants Someday My Prince Will Come In My Pants

I deeply fear Democratic overconfidence in the upcoming elections. Deeply. Assume the worst and vote harder than you've ever voted.

Gary Tyler, a quilt artist who spent decades on death row for a crime he didn’t commit, now has his first solo exhibit at the Grand Rapids Art Museum

“tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time”

Shooting at a car to stop a shoplifter is not justified. Even if no one was harmed, let alone shooting to death a 1 year-old baby.

Bruh

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Well shit, looks like we're gettin back on MapQuest, y'all

The sky is absolutely full of UFOs when you don't know the names of any birds

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

Bot test You're in a desert. You look down and see a tortoise crawling towards you. You flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't. You're not helping. Why is that?

"we call on bob the goon to urge the joker to reconsider his mass murder plan and instead call on bob and the rest of the joker's henchmen to rebuke him." - senate democrats

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Kind of obsessed with this spooky season scene my 12-year-old painted today.

What if you get to Heaven and God is like “Aaaah, a ghost!!”

it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy

You always think the Trump administration can't possibly go lower. And then it announced a livestreamed execution. Barbaric. Immoral. Depraved. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

an octopus and squid are similar but very different, for example one is a little bitch

Become ungovernable.

Lady walks into a bar and has a seat. Bartender asks her, "What'll you have, hon?" Lady says, "I'll have a Double Entendre". So he /gave/ it to her.

I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real

It's impossible to know if something is food unless you put it in your mouth.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

How it started how it's going

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“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”

They hate the Bill of Rights because freedom is a threat to people in government who want to hide the truth about what they are doing from the American people. So they behave like tyrants because that is what they are. Vote this party out of power.

hey look, i’m really sorry bill from accounting died but i don’t think it’s unfair of me to ask for the $4 i put in his get well card back

emperor palpatine: join the dark side me: (steadfast) never! emperor palpatine: we have free healthcare me: (wavering)

Mile Rogers? More like Mic Dodger. www.fox2detroit.com/news/mike-ro...

makin art to sell by me a human not ai slop

HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"

i was practicing my swear words in the backyard and guess who just happened to be right behind me? both of my grandmas