Schweeds

yeah plex might as well be dead dead i think

A visual demonstration that 4 can be expressed as 2 x 2 grid (both oh which are prime)

(generating certs for my root CA) ok now let's do a silly one

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”

* sighs deeply * I fear the Trump administration could turn me into a pocket Constitution guy, bc sometimes they just be saying things and it makes me wanna physically flip through pages, pull up whatever provision they're violating that day, and just do the seance scene in Boondocks like READ NIGGA

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there is a kind of collective suicidal exhaustion in the 70+ crowd as though the unspoken wish is to beat the end of civilization by being entombed alive with their family and possessions to all die together, the friction of living finally at an end, suburban pharoahood culminated

Shadow the Hedgehog’s favorite anime

the nerve

I haven’t seen Duke fans this upset since Brown V Board of Education

Duke lost because their backup kicker missed a game-tying 33-yarder so I looked up Duke's backup kicker and he appears to have anointed himself the world's first ever 6-star college football prospect. everybody else has only been able to get to 5

ah cool they made raised-catholic inner monologue a person

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.

Near, Oughtta Motta

"why would I deceive you?"

spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.

“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language

Everyone on bsky’s response to this is “are they stupid” instead of “they know what they are doing and this is just a vector to destroy it” ? Like endless ‘oh they are dumb’ reverse Hanlons razor with these people imo

RESIST LIB APOLOGY FORM ✅ I should have taken him literally and seriously ✅ I thought you had “TDS” ✅ I thought you were “cringe”

“Big tech isn’t scared of AI-apocalypse they’re afraid of Lina Khan” sounds like a resist lib post but it’s actually true (making it a resist lib post) send skeet

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

mmygod

just fucked up some chili mac

Ohio Miyazaki

Almost forgot it was Sunday 13th #BadHabits #nun #smoking

Töregene #天幕のジャードゥーガル #Jaadugar

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

Y’all.

I’m never more than 27 beers away from a Max Landis style weepy youtube diatribe on how Wonder Woman (2017) was such a disappointment send skeet

This is a pretty good one, from a retired 4channer. The heading and subheading are undersells IMO— it starts with a history of the concept of “counterculture”, then the development of the message boards, Occupy and Anonymous, then finally to Bannon/Breitbart/etc. Def informs how I think about it.