The real Clark Kent

Standup comedy is such a cool fucking art form, but for every Gianmarco Soresi there’s like 4 Shane Gillis’s 🫩

Hard to imagine what that would be like

abc you got me all wrong

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

It’s always the Billionaires. #Pinks

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

get a load of the kid in the suit behind Trump impersonating his accordion hands

humanity is doomed. the only thing that can save us is the electric guitar

It’s mildly annoying how stats about the average age of console gamers being 30+ are widely taken as meaning “kids aren’t playing console games anymore”, rather than “gaming isn’t really a thing people age out of anymore”

In honor of his 100th birthday let’s recognize the genius that is Mel Brooks 🤟😎

Thank you Danhausen

Congrats to the Knicks!

A history of the top marginal tax rates on the wealthiest Americans: 1940: 81% 1950: 84% 1960: 91% 1970: 72% 1980: 70% 1990: 28% 2000: 40% 2010: 35% For 50 years, corporate backed politicians in Congress have slashed taxes to line the pockets of their wealthy donors.

9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes

they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept

Today marks the 44th anniversary of the single most sanity-warping print error ever committed to print. The gnawing, eldritch, Lovecraftian horror of this Peterborough Standard society page from April 18, 1980. Theremony at tremony at the liremony indeed.

Meanwhile, the typical American will pay a federal income tax rate of 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like. [Via @itep.org]

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

News: Nancy Guthrie has gone missing Also: - Nest cameras store data even when you're not subscribed - Third party ALPRs have questionable efficacy - Modern pacemakers transmit a unique and trackable BLE signal - Walmart is happy to let the FBI comb through their sales records and user data

Leading American companies — including Palantir, Deloitte, and private prison giant GEO Group — raked in over $22B from ICE and CBP contracts last year. Do not forget who is profiting from cruelty and human suffering.

Public executions will continue until the citizenry is silent.

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

The USA somehow lost the ability to be mildly annoyed and it turns out there being a middle ground between "I like this person" and "This person must be publicly executed in front of their loved ones" was load bearing for human civilization.

The number of Gestapo in Germany was 32,000. The population was 70 million. That's one Gestapo for every 2200 citizens. The number of ICE agents is 20,000. The population of the US is 348 million. That's one ICE agent for every 17,000 citizens. There are more of us.

Guillermo del Toro gets it. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Everything is infuriating and the people in charge are irrevocably evil.

Remember the former president of Honduras was recently pardoned by Trump even though he was found guilty of moving 500 tons of drugs into the United States. A double standard to say the least.

Some men will invade sovereign nations rather than refraining from raping teens

You do not need to be a fan of Maduro to think that this is both morally abhorrent and world-historically fucking stupid.

This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.