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Probably been listening to The Ozark Mountain Daredevils...

It’s so simply, yet so hard for him to do what’s need to get into heaven.

Worst case scenario: "I'm not going to heaven, so, fuck it - time to get worse!"

Damn he’s finally seeing the light…..burn in hell fat Satan

Logically, one would think you'd have to actually mean it. Somehow beginning for forgiveness right at the end of his life doesn't seem to have the ring of sincerity... Either way, if he wants forgiveness for sins, a good first step, is to stop sinning.

I don't think that's him.

That’s for damn sure

In every iteration imagined in all of world literature, Hell can be the only final destination for people who live their lives in the way Donald J Trump has comported himself his entire life. It was created just for him and those like him. He will not avoid that fate.

Well good.. He’s delusional, but not that delusional.. yet.

That's exactly what it has, though...

I bet Obama makes it in to heaven

Wow

Probably the only true thing the Mango Messiah ever said

Hell is not that bad.

I hope he doesn't make it back home, let alone heaven.

& all those phony clowns claiming he’s “the second coming of Christ”, “was sent by God”, “Christ anointed him”, “he’s deeply Christian”. Oh, please. He is an antichrist. He knows he’s evil, and all the awful shit he’s done his whole useless life would unquestionably bar him from the pearly gates.

Those quotes alone should be a flashing red warning sign that he SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT.

Dude if cristianity is real none of those fucks are going anywhere good

Sold his soul.

Yes, no heaven.

Well, there is no heaven but if there was he wouldn't get in. Multiple times adulterer, rapists, murderer, etc.

First time I’ve ever agreed with him

Yeah, he's definitely seen the Epstein files.

Lol good, he's coming to terms with burning in hell.

He legit thought winning the nobel prize would have got him there.

AF1 fumes are one hell of a drug

I'm old enough to remember Reagan calling the Soviet Union the "Evil Empire". Now, Russian President Putin is far worse and more evil than the Soviets ever dreamed of being, and Trump boasts he was the apple of Putin's eye. Trump's so weak and disgusting.

Or any one of his numerous crimes…

The Don of Dementia

We're pretty sure also . . .

My father's been "dying" for like 15 years. This is peak Boomer bullshit.

Where he's going, he is driving a big bus.

At least he will have one friend waiting…

Oh did Walter Reed not go well, Il Dookie?

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Someone take his confession. Ask him why he doesn't think he's going to heaven.

And Biden's mental health was a problem.

Man, it's always weird to hear this guy have one of his stopped clock moments.

You’d think if he genuinely believed in heaven and all that, he’d be spend in his last days trying to undo the damage he’s done, donating all his billions to charity, shit like that.

He must think he’s close to death

He knows how horrible he is.

Narrator: he won't make it.

Heaven's not an option for this motherfucker.

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Strong “no point in trying to get into heaven” vibes. Crazy that so many evangelicals made him the bearer standard for Christianity.

Please make it soon wherever the fuck he’s going.

Orange Jesus isn’t making it to heaven? Thought he had his own heaven occupied by Epstein, Hitler and every despot

Is this Freudian slip about Ivana 'falling' down the stairs to her death?

Have you seen the Eric interviews that are going around. Apparently he has a new book. 🙄 Chris Cuomo actually asked tough questions in the parts I saw but no follow up, clarification of facts etc. It was truly pathetic snowflake claims but I think Chris might have been charmed to believe it.

The only one whose name has value

FUCKING UNDERAGE GIRLS might keep you out of Heaven. Who knew??

Woah, no spoilers, buddy! The rest of us haven’t seen the Epstein files

He would know better than any of us. Sucks to be a Russian puppet formerly employed by Ghislaine Maxwell to entrap all-too-willing American sickos into kompromat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUiF...

Stopped eleventy wars in 5 weeks?

Sounds like common sense. Hamas is doing this to get a respite so that they can regroup and rearm, which will be the only way for them to keep control of Gaza in the long run. It's the threat of complete Israeli and US takeover that made them "accept" the deal, not Trump's negotiation skills.

You’re not. It’s some kind of whiplash stuff going on out there.

He wants to take us all down with him. He can’t conceive of a world in which he doesn’t exist.

OMG, he's not lying!

His Faustian pact really hitting hard today.

On the other hand, once he has shuffled* off this mortal coil, it's gonna seem like Heaven to a whooooole lot of the rest of us. _______ * 'cause I doubt he can manage much more than a shuffle.

You would think not getting the peace prize and by the ensuing comments of the prize committee, trump might have been given a hint that heaven is not in the picture for him.

Sure wish he would hurry and go to…

He keeps it in a jar on the Resolute Desk

Who is on the truth counter? Did they maybe fall asleep on the job? Somebody wake them up, we can finally crank that counter over to "1"

Lucifer has a special place planned for him. No gold geegaws included.

He will never get past Harambe.

Is this why he's flying to Tel-Aviv? Gawd. Leave these families alone!

Don’t worry, dress for hot weather. You ain’t going up!

He’s got that right, I believe

Yeah, rumor is Jesus has a restraining order on Trump.

Here’s to hoping he finds out soon.

I think people make too much of this. Listening I didn’t get the sense he took it as much more than a joke and he immediately worked it into telling more egregious and self-aggrandizing lies.

Is he concerned about his health? Did some one ask any kind of heaven question ???

Did you notice that time passes very slowly if you are impatient? Like waiting for the bus, at the doctor or for the breaking news he passed away? But rest assured, that bus will arrive. And it's going to be the best ride you'll ever have.

The Orange Blob must have gotten some bad news regarding his physical, despite the propaganda from the White House "doctor". He is preoccupied with death now.

And the closest he has ever come to telling the truth.

They all went away after Richarb Dawkins died from honey deficiency

Hahahahaha

You’re so in if I’m manning the pearly gates. Bad news is I probably will not be. 😈

Which goes to show that Trump knows right from wrong and he does harmful things anyway. Somehow that makes it even worse.

And they just sold the whole company that owns the voting machines to the Right 🤦🏻‍♀️

bsky.app/profile/af68...

banger,

That’s between him and God, but he has a lifelong inability to admit fault or to apologize.

No. There’s nothing that’s gonna get you there. Nope. Not heaven bound. Air Force One is a s close to heaven as you’ll ever be. True. You’re not gonna make it to heaven. Evil doesn’t go to heaven.

The only thing he's right about.

We know he's dying. There's zero chance he's not aware he's dying.

That's my read on the sitch.

Thoughts and prayers!

Bad news for him? the rest of us will just have to deal 😂

Dude, it ain't looking THAT good: #Mi6: On #October 10, 2025 bsky.app/profile/joeg...

right? he was doing this a month ago too

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Let's hope

If that were the case the doctor would have walked in with a big smile "I Have good news Mr. President!" *Trump starts smiling in relief* Doctor: "Well good news for everyone but you"

The maga god

I wonder if those advanced screenings found something.

Stage 11 Terminal Stupidity?

I thought his medical pronounced him a super-fit version of Superman, as strong as an ox and as healthy as a targ. No? Oh.

might not live to be 200 after all

Oh you know it isn’t good…love how those crazy evangelicals have actually gotten into his head. 😂😂😂

We can hope 🙏

Here's to hoping it's soon

Hope springs eternal.

He’s right on this one and he knows why!

I think this is first time, I have agreed with him.

Generally, only people who've been given the bottom line by their doctor talk like that Btw - Where was he this week? Oh yeah, talking to doctors at Walter Reed...