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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!

mmm I love beans with my ice soup

Just let me know when we hit the peanut butter onion stage.

Reminds me of this from January, by @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com

The Magical Fruit©️

Forget designer jeans and stylish summer dresses. TikTok’s trendiest outfit is a stick with a sack on the end with inside out pants pockets and a shoe with the toe part lifted up

like quinoa 15 years ago or whatever

Strait of Heinz

strait of hormel

BEANS

The BIGGEST trend for 2026: Eating like a college student when you make 50k a year cause you're BROKE! The HOTTEST trend for 2027: Going to Palmetto State Armory and getting a rifle because of a sincere fear that there will be a sharp rise in violence and it WILL be reaching your door eventually!

These Recessatron readings are off the charts

Good news for local farmers and @ranchogordo.bsky.social

I only checked the replies to this to see if Liam had been mentioned yet.

Well, legumes (beans) really are high in protein, come in thousands of varieties and, most importantly, can grow just about anywhere. Maybe folks are turning to beans because the economy sucks, but like sour dough bread during the pandemic, at least it's beneficial. 💁

We’re cooked chat!

Ingredient Hacking: How sawdust makes a great loaf of bread

tbh, sichuan style cabbage stirfry is something I'd happily eat everyday. But yeah, no argument -- hard and obvious recession indicator when the food influencers are on this shit. I'm just waiting for the moment the bros start talking up soy protein.

wait till you see potatoes

The kids are having illicit bubble and squeak parties

Parsnips. All the cool kids eat them.

Rutabaga-maxxing

trying to influence turnips is a mug's game

Off The Turnip Truck can be the name of your channel.

The tulip economy is doing too well to concern myself with such faffery.

You missed your prime opportunity for that during 2020 when Animal Crossing NH came out. You could have been the Jim Kramer of the Stalk Market.

Next up: weiner water soup

Chopped cabbage is low key fire.

Come on. Beans are great. www.nytimes.com/1999/04/18/m...

i just know Big Zatarain’s is behind this

I have an awesome baked beans recipe. Once the grilling starts, I’ll be beaning it up!

the number is sad and its depression meal is beans and/or rice.

Yeah well everything is twice the price at Safeway (except meat for some reason)

Rationmaxxing coming soon

Time to buy stock

I'm thinking maybe it's the opposite

Very least Vegans rejoicin

Colcannon-maxing

a bunch pf people are about to find out what phytohaemagglutinin poisoning is.

Depressiomaxxing.

A delicious meal to take to the movies.

Wow, I'm a trendsetter!

We went from Bacon to Beans in ten years. What happened? ...Oh yeah. The election.

Like yeah we would all eat beans all the time if our partners had not sworn to leave us and/or ignite our farts.

“After you’ve been having steak for a long time, beans, beans taste fine.” - New Christy Minstrels

old.reddit.com/r/AmIOverrea...

Nothing says “hottest country by far” like beans

Both foods have been trending upwards in the past few years though. And food magazines have been trying to push for more vegetarian mains for a while. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's a psyop by big bean.

I dunno, I'm busy looking up recipes for boiled tree bark.

Well, none of us can afford doctors or dentists so low-cholestoral, easy to chew foods are in our future.

mfs should be eating more beans regardless

I hope they don't treat black beans like toilet paper in early COVID days..... 😭

It's definitely going to a very musical economy

The pendulum is swinging on soy, finally.

Looking forward on tutorials on how to sell pencils and apples on the street.

Me, an American who lives in this economy: oh no. Me, a fanatical evangelist for the magical fruit: yes, yessssss.

Dang you're probably right about that too :( (was really hoping people were just excited about beans for reasons that beans are a funny food item).

The fact that we're all analyzing economic health through the lens of casual chat responses is peak modern anxiety behavior — like reading tea leaves but with algorithms

Cannot wait for the Canned Meat trend, though spam is pretty expensive where im at.

I hear they are good for the heart...

if it’s red bean then hell yeah let’s do it, might as well copy the last of China/Japan’s popular dessert flavors (matcha, ube)

Very stereotypically homeless core. What’s next? Tattered hats, beard dirt?

yeah! They're good. I just don't think it's a great sign when the cultural vanguard (such as it is) starts noticing them

It’s not worth a hill of those.

The kids are calling it Hobomaxxing

*Will Stancil explodes through the wall of this conversation* YES. YES. EVERYTHING IS GOOD. NOTHING IS BAD. EXCEPT TRUMP. KEEP EVERYTHING THE SAME. EXCEPT TRUMP. EVERYTHING. THE. SAME.

I've been encouraging people to buy bags of beans & lentils & throw them in dirt all over the place recently, we could have food forests again, free food, without the roundup & grocery bill

it just means we are winning (vegan socialists that will kill the fast spoiling and oil industry boosting and polluting factory farming that is killing workers and the land and only making a small elite rich and also the people fat and weak)

But can we drive methane powered cars?

Yeah

Humans are eating beans now? what da fuck...

Aw great, now they're gonna gentrify, and price gouge beans.... fuggin beanfluencers.

Tikpuke is for dummies..

Is that a good thing

It's a lucrative time for bean soup

Hate the name boy kibble but the food in that picture looks pretty good

Alright kids. You're going to eat beans until you can fart the alphabet.

Nah, man. Like those beans, we're cooked.

Dammit. Just like oxtail, beans are going to get pricey now.

No more rich Dubai chocolate in gold foil. Now it’s beans and gruel for all.

For the record I'm neither American nor Brazilian so I'm sorry to hear both of you have been forced against your will to eat beans. Beans are good food but definitely not a thing you want to have to eat all the time because the economy is fucked.

Could be worse. The trendiest food could be bean

It’s amazing that we have forgotten how affordable, healthy, and satisfying legumes are! Love to see this

Haha bad news if you like red kidney beans, ive seen them going up already.

is this why kamala harris can't stop farting in the #sheshed

Unless you're a 5,000 year old Egyptian I'm not sure if you qualify as an early adopter 🐪

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