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"execute order 66" ahh statement

You may continue to dress however you like. Any changes to your body or your mind are entirely your own business. This is official policy.

How bout to the tune of 🎶 Everybody Wang Chung tonight 🎶 “Every-body trans-gender tonight” That’d be a good little rendition

The positive version of that one Forretress Pokemon card

Fuck, okay 🫡

ur agenda is TRANSparent

what have you done

like, now? I'm busy now.

Finally

done

😖 💨 🍑 . . . 😘

I transgendered 35 minutes ago

I tried that. I look terrible in a dress.

Hell yeah.

when everyone’s trans no one will be

on it boss

I don't remember this part of the Cha Cha slide?

FINALLY

Two hops this time! Two hops this time!

done

...did it work?

Just trans It'll be ok Da da dada da daaaaa Just trans Spin that record baby Da da dada da daaaa

LOOK AT THIS TRAAAANS EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME TRANS

This was my immediate thought! 😂

Wait, I already did that? I don’t wanna do it again

Instructions unclear, someone's dick is caught in the ceiling fan

This is the weirdest game of musical chairs

good, excellent, perfect

Yea!!!

I’m trying to! Get off my back!

They Chung.

Wait even me???

Everybody birthday this year wtf

*obediently transgendering*

I honestly sang "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting!" to this phrase.

Yay!

I'M TRYING 😭

I could feel something was different.

gender is such a worthless concept anyway. you are what you are.

fnaf is going to be real in 5 seconds!

Transgender for everyone!

☕️

Finally

I missed the timing in a major way, but yep!

lined up and ready

Many are saying this

Wha?! But I.. eh, this is fine

This is just another ploy to sell more pickles!!!!

Okay, C&C Music Factory

Hell if it helps I'll say I'm Trans even though I'm not. I just want this multi layered g**o***e on innocent people in this country to end

Why not

I’m in NYC and they’re doing trans sharia to me right now

Already there :>

To the music of "Kung Fu Fighting"

(I am only half kidding)

when everyones a transgender,,, no-one will be,,

shit they got me

😌 a perfect world

*that one transmorphing sound effect*

HELL YEAH! We must demand that Trans people be included in all communities. Let's start with the reinstalling of Jessie Gender. #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️

🫡

on it like trans on gender

Trans derangement syndrome is real.

God bless 🙏

Where's my money then? Wait no money!

One hop this time!

god I sure hope so

yay!

Government mandated forcefem

sure fuck it i guess

by T4T Music Factory

🫡

ok. Yay

Wasn’t that what Wang Chung meant?

everything is computer son or everybody transgender daughter

Ah fuck how do I explain this to my wife now?!

IM TRYING IM TRYING!!😭 DONT YELL AT ME I HAVE PREFORMANCE ANXIETY!! AND GENERAL ANXIETY

everything's computer

The problem is, not everyone can, and they're jealous

Like I’m 100% a cis man but somehow some trans men end up cuter than me and I get jealous

nah im still spartacus

It’s the hot new dance

i mean if you say so

They always have been…

i already took my shot today but if you insist

whatever. Go my transgenders

huzzah

Yes please

Fucking A

Now: everybody transgender 🙂 Tomorrow: Fully Automated Trans Space Communism 😎

Confusing how my chromosomes changed my gender before I even had a functional brain.

No way

Like as a verb?

🫡