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I prefer grass fed/free range billionaires. So before we do anything else stick them in a pasture snd make them forage for a few weeks

strain the fat off and use it to grease the stairs to the yacht club sundeck.

Don’t bother to cook them. I’ll eat them raw.

Let them... simmer.

Bruised. Boiled. Barbecued.

😂

Polar bears aren't that finicky.

You gotta smoke them until they are tender.

We could meet in the middle (or meat?) and say snake?

Can confirm, greasy and salty. 🤢

Sautéed in the tears of cryptobros and AI venture capitalists

Need a bit of sea salt…

It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.

Please don’t eat rich from sustainable sources. No need to regrow them

Two scrawny and full of toxins

Pureed will suffice

Why? We know they're not tough.

“Friends, I have come to braise him, not to bury him.”

Au contraire, they are exceptionally tender and marbled due to a life of leisure.

Mm prebrined, very good

But prions! Grinding into pet food, now there's a winning idea.

or a Titan submersible

You have earned 100XP, 1750XP until you reach level 2.

This made me laugh out loud. Stop. 😅

Heart _is_ a notoriously tough choice of meat.

Really? Do it again!

I'm vegetarian because I like animals. However, I have no ethical objections to eating the rich, but find them disgusting. My share can go to the carrion eaters, or stake them out for the polar bears to eat.

Fun fact: the Turkish word for “cannibal” is “yamyam”.

Deep fried.

This is one Scalzi Burrito I don’t know how to approach.

I prefer raw, but pureed, feet first.

Too many macro plastics.

Oh, and don't forget, if you don't scrape the money off them first and do something useful with it, the meat ends up with a taint no ketchup can remove.

Sous vide. It'll hurt more.

His brother, too. Some reports say they were actually alive.

Yeah. They've already been marinated.

Wouldn't sous-vide be more appropriate?

Because otherwise they taste spoiled

No time, break out the industrial sized instant pot. Or perhaps a nice flamethrower.

Composted. Remediates accumulated toxins.

The Cook, the Thief, etc.

I'm ordering the biggest dutch oven Le Creuset makes right now

They look tough, but that’s gym muscle. But I have an Instant Pot!

I am a vegetarian.

Is there a burrito version?

My friend tells me that the rich are full of toxic metals and should be eaten sparingly, if at all. Therefore, compost 'em.

Most are already pickled...

What's that French thing where you vacuum seal shit and boil it?

Heavily tenderized first.

Due to mutually shared parasites and the non-zero chance of prion disease, when serving the rich I recommend avoiding all nervous tissue and hauling out the pressure cooker.

Are fillers, Botox and implants compostable?

Did you know that deer, elk, antelope &c also have a prion disease? It's called Cervid Wasting Disease (CWD) and definitely check with your local game officials before next season. I've enjoyed lamb brain but you couldn't pay me to eat deer brain. (3/4)

And cooked through. Don't want to get anything weird from them

all that Cholesterol

...with LOTS of wine and/or beer.

The environmentally responsible solution is to mulch the rich.

with a sprinkling of sage. ... but do they have worms, in their... tubes?

I didn't mean that as a joke...😎

Remember: cook your food! Since you are eating parasites, it is incredibly important to cook them thoroughly to avoid egg segments and such 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

don't forget to remove the poison sacs first, though

At least there aren't spines to remove

They're narcissists, of course they want to be braised. It's baked-in to their psychology. Their brains are totally fried.

Of course, they're tough & bitter. /s

Maybe a nice marinade?

I know just the guy

I don't eat catfish or other bottom-feeders.

Silicone and Botox need to be removed/discarded first.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wxs...

But what about the prions? Can we really be certain they won't transmit RNA brainworms? Better to compost them.

This is disguisting. Everyone knows the rich need to smoked low and slow with applewood wood chips.

They’re already brazen, isn’t that sufficient?!??111

Boiled first. Slowly.

Hard to imagine aliens not assuming I'd be on the menu when the humans start eating the rich.

I think he’s more likely to fall victim to the intellectual purge.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulak

I dunno. With their skin as thin as it is, you’d think they’d be pretty tender already.

They will need to be sausages.

Tenderize, spice rub, then a slow cooker

Marinated

I'm open to a variety of preparations.

Nope. Ground up- they ate tough and stringy

Might need a pressure cooker.

Sous vide and sear or low and slow.

Sous vide

Heat the reflecting pool and use it for a mass sous vide event.

"We're gonna need a bigger Instant Pot."

Braised and slow cooked for hours and hours

Wrapped in Banana leaves and slow roasted over a bed of coals buried in the ground the way the Hawaiian's do it.

I want to make some kind of reference to Stranger in a Strange Land where they make broth out of Michael at the end.

Soak and steam for tenderness

I’m ok just feeding the to the hogs.

Crock pot!!

I suppose sinking them all into the sea would qualify as brining.

'til the implants fall right off the bone.

Probably any instructions for braising a raccoon would work (draining off the excess fat during the cooking process).

We should sauté them. (Check the alt text for a bilingual explanation.)