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What IS safe to eat ??

...because capitalism can't be trusted?

I can't ever remember this many food recalls happening within such a short period of time. Thanks a lot,GOP😡

Remember when they deregulated the rail industry, the rail companies slashed spending on safety measures, and there followed a spate of disastrous accidents that spilled toxic chemicals all over America? This is that, but with food.

Not if the point is to intentionally get ppl sick & killed. Given his comments on another matter, I think he wants a population that’s smaller & easier to control

Who needs expensive weight loss Drugs, when you've got RFK to make all food inedible, anyway !

How can we afford food inspectors when we spent all the money on genital inspectors?

Omfg. This half brained dumbass is trying to kill us all. 🙄

The Magic Fingers of The Invisible Hand Will Solve It!

If that's the plan it's a bad one. Historically making people food insecure is one of the BEST ways to make them angry enough to trigger a revolutionary response.

It’s the uncertainty, with all the added uncertainties that are being piled upon people daily that’s dragging things down, there’s food but can you eat it

This really just assumes these people are smart enough to do this and aren’t just toddlers pulling levers

or massively malnourished

I think anyone who plans to eat food in the U.S. will need to buy food insurance. 😞

Seems the FDA haven't yet learned the "if you don't acknowledge the Bad Things, they didn't really happen" rule.

American roulette, don't eat beef, cream cheese, ... Use only canned food from Canada 😜

Never trust a brain worm!

You don't absolutely have to have food inspectors. Not if your goal is to kill off anyone too poor to hire food tasters.

Nope. Just need to evolve an adaptation to listeria and boom, owning the libs

Who would have thought massive for-profit businesses would cut corners to increase profits if allowed to do so?

Turns out, you really do need an effective government after all.

Damn government dweebs won't let me enjoy a bagel now. I have to eat it with butter, unless the butter is now diseased.

Eating may now be hazardous to your health...

Is it Mexican food or Taco Bell as I’m from the uk where they don’t have much of either.

It was vomiting for a day, really unpleasant. If this was normal taco bell nobody would eat there ever.

You mean ripped abs and bulging biceps don’t protect you from deadly pathogens? Heh, go figure.

Retribution needs to happen... they're Getting away with way too much shit. People has died because of their supine stupidity.

go figure!

Who knew? Okay, *other* than "everybody".

I thought Project 2025's drive was to decrease the surplus population. This is one way to do that and improve margin, no?

the people just die, and then we never had a problem at all

sToP bUrDeNiNg tEh iNnOvAtOrS wHo iNnOvAtE nEw wAyS tO KiLL yOu

Upton Sinclair would probably agree!

Good grief! No wonder our Canadian neighbors are expressing worry about us on my socials! I don't want to be all "doom and gloom"! But... goodness!

Huh, almost like the “free market will correct” doesn’t work that way at all!

What food is safe at this point? Bacon??

Are we great and/or healthy yet?

Naomi Kritzer had the insight that making products untrustworthy just makes people stop buying them. Companies want to not do anything or pay anyone to sell what they have lying around, but they aren't used to their contempt having consequences, or having to convince people to buy their products.

I’m really surprised they haven’t tried to spin this into something like “our food supply has always been this bad, we are just now only catching all these outbreaks because the Biden administration was covering them up! You are actually safer now!”

Only if you have criminals running the companies 🤷🏾

i really appreciate what they are doing, i can reduce my fiber intake since almost every food i love will now make me uncontrollably shit myself

RFK doesn't believe in germs. No, seriously, he doesn't, he believes in miasma theory (www.iflscience.com/rfk-jr-has-a...). If there are no such things as germs, you don't need food inspectors to look for them.

Kennedy is a prat. MAHA is a joke. Just a grifting tool.

OH! AND THE EPSTEIN FILES AS WELL.

Pictured: Closeup of Listeria (left), Cream Cheese (right)

Is there anything that is safe to eat?

My food inspector...

I'm already growing lettuce in my basement hydroponic system. Guess I better find a recipe for cream cheese.

FFS.

Get RFK jr to test it all

Good god! I want out of this timeline so badly. Midterms can’t come soon enough.

To really understand how much we need inspectors, subscribe to the USDA daily recall digest. EVERY DAY there are recalls of medical equipment, food imported without inspection, food mislabeled to exclude allergens, dangerous supplements—in addition to the bacterial contamination de jour.

Deptartment of Health...my ass.

we Americans can't even eat a fucking bagel in peace anymore

Can't eat anything in this shithole country....

Cream cheese recall isn't a one-jersey fail — both sides starved FDA line inspectors while lobbyists sold deregulation as "freedom." Listeria skips the primary. Who still banks the "cut the inspectors" speech after 25 varieties get yanked? @cspinet.org @consumerreports.org @ufcw.bsky.social

If anyone ever had a face that looks like it opens to reveal an alien underneath, it's him.

But we are unleashing the food producers by slashing regulation, no seriously, it was chapter 10 of Project 2025.

RFK Jr. is a diaciple of Nurgle.

What is needed is the "recall" of RFK Jr., his lackeys, and his boss.

Ew. If the picture on the left is what's in the cream cheese, I definitely don't want any!

there's so many food products undergoing recall right now, the only thing we CAN eat is beef jerky. ... waiting for the beef jerky recall in 5... 4... 3...

Along with the 1700 pounds of pork it just recalled.

What a novel idea. Have you ever considered working for the government? I think you could make a major impact on our country. You’ve made so many common-sense recommendations that I can’t believe they apparently needed to be said out loud.

Maybe Robbie Roadkill can be the Kings Taster

Seems a shame no-one was advising them of that fact before they were abolished!

Nothing like playing grocery store checkout Russian Roulette every time you want to feed your family.

Almost as if unfettered capitalism kills you.

Jesus

All right, thats like the fifth product recall in a row for listeria. Where the hell is all the listeria coming from?

They'll solve this by abolishing the FDA

Yes sitting on the sidelines in the UK with my jaw dropping.

"everything is a conspiracy when you are dumb and doesn't know how basic things work" turn out these people are doing nothing but being a living truth for this quote by breaking things that worked fine before they put their hands just because they are petty and can't listen to common sense

Who knew ?

Just to be clear, is the contaminated cream cheese on the left or the right?

Listeria. We are moving up in the world. The world of bacteria from harmful to deadly.

Preferably without brainworms.

something something every regulation was written in blood The silver lining to so many tragedies is supposed to be us doing better after and now we're just throwing it all away

A reread of horror/comedy series about English govt agency managing the Eldritch being and their "children" and cults. The one I just finished is about the Mammonite children and their enclave of financial achievement and business acumen Never have I been so prepared for reality.

What we need is a presidential administration that works FOR the people rather than themselves!

That’s the plan, folks.

It's farmers, small business owners and home owners who run into ordinances and city, county, state and federal regulations which are inordinately burdensome. They think deregulations means relief for them, when it almost always just helps large businesses & the rich while increasing burdens on them