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Bummer! We want more democratic socialists like Mamdani in government… Tax the rich and protect workers!

“Centrist” means conservative.

They aren't living in this century. Literally. This is 20th century mindset

Centrist Democrats is redundant

"Huh. I wonder why voters hate us."

Are they saying this to Big Business when they come looking for a handout?

Dems are just 1980's Republicans.

"Uphold the status quo!" isn't much of a rallying cry.

Fuck them kids, but make it an entire party

We ❤️ money!

I guess “we are fucking idiots” was taken

That's fine because we are anarchists not socialists

Dear Tom, you can do both. Socialism isn’t a crime.

Yup. I think he’s scared because he barely won last time. And barely lost the time before.

The bland! It burns! Actually, no, it can't - too tepid.

centrist dems in late stage capitalism

More importantly, can we please stop using the Left Right political spectrum to classify our society? This shit is so dumb and flawed.

Tom Suozzi and Adam Gray had to scream that pretty loud over the calls of the millions of people telling them both to kill themselves.

Republicans are gonna lie and call these dimwits communists anyway. And then the dimwits in the Epstein class media will uncritically repeat those lies.

Machines will just get busy inventing everything economically useful at machine speed. Machines will work at the same maximally efficient pace regardless of incentives. Machines can and will plan and organize all of this. Machines can write books, make movies, create “art”.

Very thoughtful of these two men whose salaries, pensions, and healthcare are paid for by taxpayers to let us know that they are not socialist.

MAGA is the progeny of centrist Democrats.

He's well past disappointment. He needs to be replaced. www.salon.com/2026/05/29/t...

The GOP is a billion times more socialist than the Dems have ever been. Sadly, it's socialism for the rich & unregulated capitalism for the rest of us.

was "better things aren't possible" not already their rallying cry

You’d think centrists would find rallying cries too uncivil

No shit. You've been saying that for a hundred damn years.

Two losers

No, we are no longer buying the Republican light brand.

Centrist Democrats new message to wealthy donors.

The article makes it sound like it was some great feat for Suozzi to win in 2024. He beat George Santos for a seat that he had held until he ran for another office in 2022. I hope his primary opponent, @daniwelch.bsky.social, beats him.

Two perverts

Boldly stating that better things are not possible

did they launch their rallying cry several decades ago because it's the exact same horseshit centrists have been spraying all over the place for my entire adult life

actually they are republicans

I know your boss would make you cover this even if you didn't already have a massive boner for appeasers and quislings, but trust us when we say this is dead on arrival and going precisely nowhere.

Somebody should turn these 2 into a human centipede except lips are connected to assholes in all cases.

No more professionally groomed Democratic candidates. Leave that work to what's left of TP USA please. The Republicans will need these people to rebuild their party. jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/tom-suozzi...

Just keep them out of IHOP, I don’t need to see those goofs

no

Ew. Way to be even more wishy-washy

Nice of them to do this before most states (though not CA, sadly) have had their primaries, so it will be easier for actual left-wing candidates to knock them off.

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No.

Time to dismantle highways, libraries, water and sewer systems, public parks, USPS, public transit, social security, Medicare and Medicaid, the FDIC, the Federal Reserve, public education, all police departments, all fire depts, FEMA, and every contractor like Boeing and SpaceX with federal funds.

Gtfoh … we call this republicans

Why not just stop with the labels?

Why is that weirdo still wearing his genoicde ribbon?

Gross. Gross people doing gross things.

Thanks for literally self-reporting as primary fodder

Did these people not learn anything from Nixon? The more you whine that you’re not a thing, the more people are gonna think that you are. Oy.

They are already bought and paid for and will only serve the interest of their masters. Diet maga at best

Wow amazing rallying cry

They say you really gotta try to fail.

Jesus we, as a body politic, straight suck ass

Fantastic McCarthy-ite horseshit, great job all around.

Gross

"more of the current state of affairs" sure is a choice

Commerce is not the same as Capitalism bsky.app/profile/blue...

"We're GOP Lite! nOT SoCiALiSTs!!" "socialism" out of US politicians has, and always will be, a dog whistle for "We don't want to spend money on Those People!"

They’ll blame them and the need to defend them for why Dems lose, of course.

Yes, we know.

Centrist democrats launch new pledge, "We'd rather claw a loss out of an insurmountable win in November"

Centrists don’t do rallying cries, they don’t want to upset their conservative heroes

Suozzi's primary is 6/23. Please consider supporting my campaign to replace him. votewelch.com

Because "tack to the right and try to sell voters on Republican Lite" has been such a glorious winning strategy for Ds for the last 30 years!

Centrism is the position you take in public when the problems of the world are actually working out okay for you personally but you also don’t want the restaurant workers spitting in your food

Centrism is akin to a belief that it's better to starve every other day, as a compromise between those who want you fed and those who want you starved.

Or, in Suozzi's case, won't stand for anything at all beyond "the left is as bad as the far right." His campaign site includes zero policy. Our primary is 6/23. Please consider supporting my campaign to replace him. votewelch.com

Centrists are just fascists in nicer suits.

Nah, don't let them get out this that easily. They just conservatives that think getting being called conservatives is icky.

Yes capitalism has worked out so well for the average American hasn't it?

When AOC is a centrist I'll stop hating centrists.

Loser position. Just admit that you are Republicans at heart. Stop lying about being Democrats.

Pass

Dumb. So-called socialist countries like Denmark, Norway, etc., have a free-market capitalist economy paired with a robust social safety net. Often referred to as the "Nordic model." Universal healthcare, as established in all advanced nations, can exist in a capitalist economy.

“It asks candidates to affirm that they “want safety, not lawlessness” and an “orderly immigration system” Wow, so brave! Taking the bold stances that 99.99% of people already agree on.

Is that the guy who lives in the super right wing townhouse? Yeah, he's a lot of things.

Look, he just wants the freedom to trade stocks

"Better Things Aren't Possible!"

Centrists be like: "we are right wing, not left wing"

Yeah, everyone already knows they suck ass. Just like WAPO does.

A bold call for serving their constituents and the world on a platter, to be consumed by the wealthy few.

Better things aren’t possible.

There is no acceptable center in a compromise with Christofacist Nazis. If ten people are sitting at a table and one is a Nazi there are ten Nazis at the table. We unambiguously state our positions, Constitutionally, legally, and morally.

Fuck both of these guys, and fuck the Washington Post.

Primary is 6/23. votewelch.com

Calm down, guys. Most Americans (especially Dems) who have started calling themselves "socialists" in recent years present no central challenge to capitalism itself. They're Keynesian social democrats who want to alleviate the more harmful externalities of capitalism in the imperial core.

GOP attack ad in October: “Socialist Tom Suozzi ….”

Okay well very few people own any capital so.

That’s not very centrist at all.

Neat, I’m a communist, not a socialist. Now… as centrists, you believe in making compromises and meeting halfway, right?

Billionaires and Big Tech are turning us into a corporate owned dystopia. Democratic Socialism is needed to ensure we even have a democracy anymore.

Can’t we just agree we aren’t fascists ?

Eat shit, losers

Feckless cunts

cool. You shoild be a Republica. Also: WaPo sucks, you guys are a propaganda service for an insecure billionaire manbaby. Pathetic

"Centrist" just makes it easier for them to slide right when they have power under the guise of "compromise". Don't fall for their BS.

Oh great! More division. Let's all dice up my Democratic Party into tiny bits & cancel each other out... That will surely defeat this RED & PROG COUP that was happy to put Satan in the WH- TWICE! Anyone who is able to find a democratic country that will allow you to emigrate should apply now.

This is why I disaffiliated with the Democratic Party in a swing state.

Damn why won’t anyone join the Huge Dorks Who Made Everything This Bad club

Weak as fuck. Socialist and proud is the only hope for our future.

History will show that as America became a fascist oligarchy, the Democrats did nothing but embarrass themselves, day after day, looking more like an Onion parody than an actual opposition party.

We know you’re capitalist and you’re sucking every dollar out of every business for your personal use that you can get your grubby little fingers on.

Great rallying cry! "We will continue to follow the Republicans' framing and narrative!"

White men love performing for other white men. Smh