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trying to help a Hinge match understand that a digital copy of their brain being uploaded doesn't mean they're immortal now because they don't "get" to be the copy and their meat body will still die someday and really understanding why Catherine just gave up trying to explain that to Simon in SOMA

René Magritte, The banquet, 1958

René Magritte - "The Blank Signature" (1965)

Biddy Blas - The most respected and fast racer. (finished now)

I'm going to elaborate on this in as calm and reasonable way as possible, but sincerely: fuck off

My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet

If there's one groups in society who NEED to stop using AI to make resources, slides, posters, it's teachers. You're literally showing your students that you used AI to do your own homework. You look like a moron. It's shameful. Do not do this.

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

whateva

I've never read the term "restorative justice" more times than today

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was

Fell down a Ron Francis rabbit hole after seeing this post earlier. Sublime

A pup helping the kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1989

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Season 3 Episode 13 - Frame 894 out of 2747

Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.

Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets https://theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-idea-how-much-worse-it-gets/

the betrayal of watching your mother get into the bad wet room even though you spend a great deal of time and effort trying to keep her from doing that

Your bad art is better than AI slop.

Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

getting into menswear TikTok

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year