CT3LA

CT3LA

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Every website is hell but this one will do

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To honor one of the studios that defined PC gaming, we've republished more than 20 articles about BioWare today. The pcgamer.com homepage is dedicated to interviews, retrospectives, and making-ofs about some of the best RPGs of all time.

@tkingfisher.com I just got back from a vacation of reading books in a cabin. One of those books was Snake Eater. I was left with many questions about this town and the spirits and such, but none more critical than this: did I misread or did you stealth-set this book 25 years in the future

@caanan.bsky.social Hey I don't know if you remember this, but years ago at Calgary comic expo I got you to draw Canuck the Crow and I'm happy to report I finally got around to getting it permanently imprinted on my body. It's not all the way healed yet but I've gotten many compliments!

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vee@vstpnv.bsky.social

watching SA2 Hero story runs tournament at SAESR and the amount of times runners just get absolutely fucked by Knuckles Emerald piece RNG keeps making me remember this old tweet

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JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

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i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

@secondwindgroup.com One of my favourite indie games of all time, which never got much coverage when it came out, is getting a console release this month who do I start emailing to get someone on your team to play Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands so that they'll fall in love with it

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Has there ever been Zelda news that wasn’t accompanied cries of “the art style sucks!” until the game comes out and people play it and go “this is the best game ever actually, and I’ve always said that”

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I made a Discord dogbot that does "tarot readings" and more than one person had said the readings were eerily accurate and resonated strongly with them and insisted the dog had not just awareness but spiritual intelligence too. My secret sauce is four random number generators.

Mike Samuel 🟣@mvsamuel.bsky.social

Dawkins notwithstanding, CS people should know better since this was documented 50 years ago.

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*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social

The first teaser trailer for the new ‘HARRY POTTER’ series drops tomorrow #HarryPotter

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This is an excellent political statement

Sonic The Wereblog@sonichedgeblog.bsky.social

In 'Sonic Adventure 2', you can fight back against the GUN truck in City Escape. If you turn around and homing attack at it straight away, and then don't touch the analog stick and keep homing attacking, it'll push all the way back.

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The Sony VAIO Mouse Talk from 2006 was a mouse and VOIP phone combo that could be used for Skype calls. The scroll wheel doubled as the volume control. What would you use as a mouse when someone called?

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my date playfully smacks me on the ass but I was never spanked by the doctor when I was born so I vomit up a bunch of fluid and start to cry, as I breathe for the first time in my life