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Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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Just thinking about all the so-called left wing straight guys on here who insisted we support a guy with a fuckin N**i tattoo

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This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

Yes, but that's a pyrrhic victory. The lasting harm a Nazi (D) will do far outweighs any short term gains. The DNC is in debt and can't raise money. Every candidate is being asked about platner. The response to any Democrat who calls out Republican racism will be "yeah, well y'all elected a Nazi"

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

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"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

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the best way to defeat fascists is by being cooler than them, which is very easy, but you do actually have to go out and do it

i like run the jewels quite a bit but it is very funny listening to killer mike rap about killing cops knowing that he is a big brian kemp supporter and couldn’t say whether he opposed trump in 2024

Oh awesome it’s another day on Bluesky where straight guys are wrong about music

If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

Okay I looked it up. “ya yeet” is a bigoted slur against good Christian folks.

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i want democrats to unapologetically use the power that is bestowed on them legally, including the new authorities granted to those in power by the supreme court, to stamp out fascism and put the country back together before dismantling the current powers granted structure

really truly is sickening watching liberal justices write dissents making clear that they do understand how much the conservative justices’ bullshit is harming people, and then go on “we’re all friends and everything is working fine” tours. arguably more ghoulish than the conservatives’ sociopathy

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The singular goal of all future US politics is to ensure Trumpism is defeated and cannot again take root here, and everything that serves that end is to be considered and prioritized. It's a holistic organizing principle, from a Green New Deal to Nuremberg 2 to expanding the court to Reconstruction.

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I keep seeing people post that Republicans are “scared“ of Trump, but that’s missing the point. They’re not scared of this. They’re happy and excited. These people are sadistic, and Trump is making all their darkest dreams come true.

FWIW John McCain would be very into all of this

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you