Guilherme Espada

Rack-mounted Fairphone 6 for my agent to use via ADB…

I’m gonna steal the cloudflare lava lamps

courtesy of the SIGPLAN-AV team we now have videos~

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

getting the European Commission to declare Rust a gatekeeper under the DMA to force them to stabilize an ABI

Santa Cruz

When the license grants you free use of the software without restriction: haha fuck yes! When the license provides the software as-is, without warranty of any kind: what the fuck, this fucking sucks!!

start doing computer science <3

@adamchalmers.com oh BTW thanks for showing me the zoo.dev makeathon

"you should do a breakthrough" burning itself into my brain to replace "make no mistakes"

shipping miri to production to have REAL memory safety (unlike Rust!!!1)

the Talmud really is “the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate”

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

land acknowledgement: this browser was built on the sacred territory of khtml

Dorian Grey is a thrilling, disturbing story because it asks the question, "what if never twink death"

Not really the point but social media post screenshot culture is such a fucking plague. If someone did this on one of my repos I would block them on the spot.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie--unless paid for it, open-source software development seems even more awful now than before. Catching a Mastodon mob in exchange for giving stuff away for free? Bargain at twice the price.

through years of LLM research, we have finally managed to invent a human-usable interface for ffmpeg

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

my burger joint after an 80% reduction in force

It’s shocking how the motivation behind almost every single bad tech bill is about hating LGBTQ people and specifically trans people

The UK really has the best sorting algorithm. And it's only 2 steps. See it, Say it, Sorted.

I’m at the join. I’m at the meet. I’m at the combination infimum/supremum

Me at my Bloomberg terminal

I’ll admit my macroeconomic outlook didn’t include a Leeroy Jenkins bombing campaign against Iran with no plan whatsoever for securing Hormuz. And you know what, that’s on me.

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Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

I thought the vscode ssh extension's automatic port forwarding feature was neat and assumed it was doing something smart like watching procfs but no it's looking for localhost URIs in stdout

You know shit's getting serious once they start using words you usually only hear over a boiling cauldron.

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between initialized & uninitialized memory. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

LFG

My father in law is a compiler. We were in an irreducible control flow graph and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… ‘We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.’

Object Identity is the curse of all JIT optimizations

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Whaaaaaat the fuck