Southern Djentleman

It's a real shame this app doesn't have drafts

Listening to a report about Google chopping down a quarter of a million trees in Finland to build a data centre while washing out yoghurt pots for the recycling

Poor Canada....

Department of Education posting Malfoid art btw. I’m losing my mind man.

shoutout to all of us who survived our ankle injuries after sporting these in the late 90s

Soon.

Give a man a fish and it turns out he doesn't like seafood, why would he want to go fishing?

One of my dreams is to be in an airport right after someone like @scalzi.com or @stephengrahamjones.com goes through their bookstore

So, if there is a need for an underground American resistance movement soon, a bunch of us have our code names already. I wanted something like "Nighthawk," but I got stuck with Sk8trGrrl4Lyfe69

Live, laugh, let 'em have it

Darkness Falls Between My Legs

Also, the D.C. Cheesecake Factory-to-National Media pipline is real, having produced me, Ashley Parker of the Atlantic and Lynsea Garrison of the NYT. Kids, go wait tables or sling drinks at a bar for a summer or a year. It's a great bit of life experience with transferable skills. Not even kidding.

biblically accurate cat

[turn trump’s post over] YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 5 17 45 45 47 47

a problem of business consolidation, is if there was a videogame company and a AI company theyd be yelling at each other about how AI is driving up hardware prices. But nope Microsoft can burn video games if it means AI. And we all suffer for it.

What is Zohran Mamdani's plan to save BioWare?

Therapist: Wow, you're extremely self-aware Me: I know, what meds stop that?

It's the same grift

The perfect metaphor for Apple design these days

I have an MBA. And I would argue that the most valuable things I learned were... that I didn't want to go the traditional path of an MBA grad because it seemed ridiculous. I agree there's not much value there.

Something you could say to a magazine writer about your adult children being estranged is, "that's something we'll have to work out on our own and I don't think it's something I need to air out in the national press"

I think it's super neat how the tech website I go to most often, @wired.com, has chosen to design a functionally useless site for reading in order to load as many ads as possible. This is tech!

everytime i push the button i hear someone scream in another room. but they took my phone and there’s not even like an iPad in here or anything. so, you know. button time

Not interested in a car that's aware of how much I fart in it

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My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

Oh i tell you what id do peter man And it starts with 50

Day two of owning a flying Tesla Roadster.

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

theyre letting me destroy the masters house tomorrow. but only if i use his tools

KITTEN ADOPTION KLAXON Gravy needs a home in the Baltimore/DC area ASAP, preferably one with other young cats. After the sudden death of her only sister, she really craves playtime with other kittens. Gravy is fully vaccinated and spayed, cuddly and playful, and learns what is ok and not ok fast.

Feed a man to fish and it'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and it'll be eaten for the rest of its life

Someone told me a while back that every year they offer this to R.L. Stine and every year he politely declines so they can give it to someone who maybe needs it more than he does. If true, it really speaks to his humility as a writer and kindness as a human being. Don't know if it's true though.

Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot

I get knocked down but

Holy shit.