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Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...

Me trying to blow a medieval peasant’s mind: and the downloadable content for the game was actually already on the disc you were just paying to unlock it Peasant(chewing the gas station beef jerky I gave him): I saw the cobbler’s wife kissing Satan’s asshole in the forest Me (mind blown): waaaaaa

The government is asking Republican men to donate their Peter Millar polos and Lululemon slim-stretch chinos so they can convert the polyester back into petroleum.

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Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music

Is it a good sign when the military is soliciting ideas from random people on social media sites 7 months into a war

I may not like Seth Moulton, or agree with him, or tolerate looking at his face, but I do know that he is conducting a fearless moral inventory today of where other people made mistakes and what voters got wrong.

Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.

Trump is constantly talking about how under threat he is from antifa or whatever, and meanwhile he's just letting some weird lady sleep in a crawl space directly above his head and then spend her days trying to clone him from scraps of his diarrhea.

JD Vance will never not have a peasant's face and I think that's what drives his self-hatred. He is a hog farmer or baker's assistant. No matter what office he attains it's written right there on the front of his head: common. dull. no amount of eyeliner can obscure it.

Ever since wildly popular JFK, the American public has tried to recreate the magic by electing politician after politician with literal brain damage.

Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy

Rage against the machine are blending rock and rap in interesting ways

ever feel like you're in a constant battle with a reactionary movement of protestant farmers who have misinterpreted both the Bible and Nietzsche and turned that into a crusade against empathy and reject the idea that the universe still exists after their deaths

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

George Lucas apology form, Part 8 billion

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Withholding my judgment on Trump putting his face on passports until the Times asks 12 complete morons what they think about it

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

AI folks have now discovered “thinking”

NEW RULE!! if you refuse to eat dog turds, you don't get to eat ANY turds!!!!

looking good sir

More like Loser Orbán

Can never get over how tawdry the modern Right's view of Western Civilization is; nothing to build, nothing to aspire to, nothing even really to destroy or wage war against, just sullen resentment of their own children and seething hatred of the cities whose economics subsidies their regimes.

“It’s honestly been eye opening (in a bad way) to see how special interests work in our system” says the Head of Politics at Kalshi, which pays Donald Trump Jr. to sit on its advisory board and has spent over a million in lobbying over the past ~year.

maybe he could hire a drinker then

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

he's right!

Climate/renewables arguments aside, this is the president's administration paying a foreign company to invest in states where Republicans are in charge rather than ones where Democrats are in charge -- using tax dollars to punish people who didn't vote for his party.

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online

bro, for real, me and the boys were CRUSHING it in dubai. celebrities and everything. like, swear to god, outta nowhere we met the thing from Don't Look Now...no no, the one where you can see donald sutherland and julie christie like legit go at it...yeah, that one, the thing in the red rain slicker

During the U.S. and Israel attack in Iran on Saturday, dozens of people, most of them likely children, were killed when a strike hit a girls’ elementary school in Minab and a high school in Tehran, according to Iranian health officials, state media and a human rights group.

Mr President A Third Adult Loser Son Has Disappointed You

jeff bezos went to space and just married the first chick he met up there

(Chatbot when I fart in a crowded elevator) That’s not rude, that’s transforming the space. You didn’t just trap them in a stink cloud, you sent a message. A message that says “I get to exist too.” You’re leveling up.

Why is it called dendle floss..

That's life!

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