Exhausted Chicago Calebs Fan

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

Watching*thru gritted teeth* in awe of the brewers hitting there

Damn near knocked himself out but what a catch by Chandler Simpson

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Wearing a Michael Jordan Wizards jersey to the UC is Unhinged

lol the "liberals are the new racists" ad I just saw was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen, new lows every day, baby

Boomers would rather doomscroll than go to therapy

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

There’s no arguing with these people (because they are not grounded in any tangible reality)

THE NBA JUST ASSESSED TECHNICALS TO ALL THREE WILLIAMS

This is a quietly metastasizing moral panic

Jim Nantz attempts a Peanut Punch on JJ Watt and he put some shoulder into it

Kyler Gordon has 5 quick pressures and 3 sacks on 8 pass rush snaps. Insanely efficient day as a blitzer.

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

All these people voting for the "you're fired" guy and that was the biggest lie of all, he literally never says you're fired

Teachers have been telling you a whole generation was coming up illiterate. Here’s the proof.

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

“I just prefer the NFL over college because the quality of play is so much higher” let me stop you right there

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it

Happened to me. I think it helped me enjoy craft beer more too. Most “debates” on weed at this point is just fear mongering and I think that’s true of a lot of other subjects at present

I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

Least hard thing to do and many places incapable of doing it. Makes you think (not really)

the goalposts for being an effective or "efficient" person just change with tech advances so there's nothing AI is going to be able to do that is going to be like: wow, now that the robot does my tasks i have infinite time to sit by the pool

There will be plenty of time to dissect the Cubs’ failures and path forward in ensuing days, weeks, months but this SD series felt like a reminder that if you don’t secure a bye or home-field advantage in WC, you expose yourself/the team more to the randomness that can happen in a 2-3 game series.

waking up every day in 2026 like:

When you get a little too high in the 6th inning of a cubs baseball game

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

Case Keenum hits a wide open Kalif Raymond for a TD

Penta has “PAC” written on his boot. #WWERAW

Justin Steele is currently facing hitters Gabriel Arias, Justin Dean and BJ Murray Jr. at Petco Park as Cubs’ workout gets underway.

Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...

The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.

My takeaway from one (1) day in lower manhattan is everyone here actually wants to live in the Midwest. Or at least romanticize it

I’ve come to realize a lot of people don’t care about anything until it affects them personally and he has deeply fucked up the economy and people’s ability to get jobs and go on vacation. American life has changed in the last two years, materially, and universally for the worse.

Even the marlins shortstop was laughing at how PCA took stolen base 39

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

Trump cost them money & gave them less than nothing to show for it