Laughlin Marx

I see somebody finally found my teleportation stone.

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

THE RESTAURANT AT WHICH I OFTEN PICK UP LUNCH IS OUT OF A COUPLE OF THE MENU ITEMS I NORMALLY ORDER. UPON REALIZING THIS, I HAVE DECIDED TO ORDER LUNCH AT A DIFFERENT RESTAURANT

As I was about to eat a spoonful of alphabet soup, I saw the pasta letters floating in the spoon clearly spelled out the word "NO." This has altered my understanding of self, and I don't particularly like the alteration.

if you're the abc news editor who wrote that the nyc mayor attending the 9/11 ceremony is attracting "growing criticism" solely because he's a muslim then you are the criticism you're writing about

Turns out you really do need food inspectors after all

Good news: he lost.

Good article, one gripe! The absence of popular enthusiasm for war is not evidence that consent has ceased to be manufactured, imo. Propaganda need not manufacture a desire to kill Iranians; it may only need to manufacture enough distance from Iranians that their killing fails to produce solidarity.

sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense

Let's ban the word "officially" from every article title from now on... officially.

Rogue like deckbuilder

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

I would rather lobotomize myself with a wooden kitchen spoon

Woke pope announces it’s being renamed the Transtine Chapel

I live in a big-ish city that has a lot of homeless people walking around and not once have I ever felt threatened when I pass one. I have, however, feared for my life multiple times because drivers won't wait 7 fucking seconds for me to cross the street.

The amount my therapist now knows about knitting...😮‍💨

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

Don't

I just can’t imagine why women would choose the bear

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

This is literally establishing a second special code of law just for Alex Jones so he can do whatever he wants. What the fuck are we doing? How the fuck is this allowed?

Alex Jones has created a justice system wholly unto himself by threatening judges and anyone in his way with the very threats that bankrupted him — unrelenting harassment of innocent people and their families. It will work as long as the courts let it. Remove this stay. Give these parents justice.

Whenever I look at the Discover feed, I feel more and more like Bluesky is sooner to become Facebook than Twitter. Neither outcome is good.

Just a reminder that the adult behind Axe Cop (although the kid is probably an adult now too) is a card-carrying fascist. He was the director of The Babylon Bee (the right-wing 'alternative' to the Onion) for years and then moved on to the Daily Wire (Ben Shapiro's operation).

It's been years since I've written anything substantial, but here's something that's been on my mind.

sighs and scoffs and anxious stimming pacing, venting, gasps of fear in my veins the heat is brimming from the tree, the apple's near

went to the store

TikTok will not silence me!

Chuck Schumer really just absolutely sucks.

If your main concern about a video game is whether or not it’s “woke”, I’ve got news for you… …you’re not a real gamer. You’re just a clown looking for a problem where there isn’t one. An excuse to be outraged over your hatred while hiding it behind a poorly disguised excuse.

it always surprises me when people react really viscerally to the idea of destroying systems and institutions that either no longer serve us (and can't be reformed), or never existed to serve humanity in general. putting the destruction of a system on the table shouldn't be a radical position

yes I am making a beast game review that will be out in a few days. No I was not ASKED to go to the Mr Beast Castle. Yes I am mad.

Dear fellow Brits, from this Brit-American: Please don't come here. It's dangerous. You may be targeted, arrested and unlawfully detained - likely courtesy of ICE - without access to legal representation. I've told my family to stay away. Please boycott America. 🇬🇧💙 news.sky.com/story/englan...

The same people who "not all men!" get really mad if survivors of sexual assault assumed that maybe not all men.

Fluoride in drinking water has no effect on IQ or brain function, a long-term study shows. The new research is the first to measure community water fluoridation exposure during childhood and any potential impact on cognition up to age 80. The results contradict RFK Jr. statements.

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

"Everyone needs to consolidate under the candidate I support to fix Democracy" is a pretty weird take. No surprise it can so often be found alongside a whole lot of victim blaming.

i agree. ducks ARE a good shape

I'm really sorry for all the SA survivors having to put up with the onslaught of INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW bullshit going around the internet today. I see you, and I know it's traumatizing.