Null_Emptyset

(trying to figure out if someone's a luddite) so are you into ludd?

of what?? a succulent meal? a succulent diamond meal??

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘉𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 is my favorite song about the wonderful world of anti-anxiety pharmaceuticals.

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

Sort of a cultural "you are what you eat" in that you get served the stuff you deem worthy of your time

she's a ten but she's a willful actor in a complex and interconnected system of oppression of which she maintains a studied and self-serving ignorance

nothing is more beautiful than something not trying to be anything else

Me: Bartender, pour me another. Bartender (also me): Another bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats comin' right up.

TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883

I'm sorry but "a huge number of NYC cabs now are remaindered EVs running grey market software written by some dude in a garage" is the most cyberpunk thing I've ever heard

Damn I gotta needlepoint this and frame it

happy five year anniversary to this legendary banger by @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social

“You’ll never guess in a thousand years who I heard from” I won’t have to, you’ve given me a thousand years, I'm going to become a sorcerer

After spending most of my life trying to cultivate and protect the belief that other people have just as much interiority and complexity as myself, I have come to the conclusion that I was wrong. Many people are cruel, hollow, beasts thinly draped in skin and I am better than them. Ah well!

for the last time — the meaning of life is to get as close to the center of the earth as possible

telephone equilateral it has three all same sides you have to dial 9 for outside line

I crawled out of my coffin for this?

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Babe I know the world's a scary place and it's tempting to stay in Protected View but you gotta Enable Editing

please, Mr. Human is my father's name. call me James Human

i feel like david foster wallace could have easily written a story that started "in 2026, the main elements of society were held to either be a Recession Indicator or a Humiliation Ritual"

The best part of Halloween season? Lots of fun craft projects to use up all those horse bones. The worst part of Halloween season? The veil between our world and Horse Hell thins enough for angry horse ghosts to seek revenge.

As we come up on the time of the night when The Great Chicago Fire started 155 years ago today, a family heirloom: plates that survived the Fire, straw from their packing excelsior scorched into their glazed surfaces.

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!!

Damn I feel this

Meanestrone

When I went on WBEZ Reset in 2024 to talk about the Leave the Seat Empty photo project, I was asked about my favorite building I had documented prior to demolition. The one that came to mind was much like this - one that wasn't particularly notable, vernacular, scrambled by decades of modifications.

rough beast's mom: STOP SLOUCHING

sorry for popping chaff. You were talking about bogeys a lot man. Yeah I know I'm on the ground it's a medical condition