Steuard Jensen

Steuard Jensen

@steuard.bsky.social

Physics professor, Tolkien scholar, JoCoNaut, and all-around science nerd. he/him

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One remarkable thing about this to me is that Uranus passing Neptune like this only happens once every 171 years (playing out over about 40 years or so as shown). If Uranus had been discovered just a few decades later (than 1781), the next chance to discover Neptune this way wasn't until the 1990s!

Markus Pössel@mpoessel.de

Animation of the motions of Uranus and Neptune between 1805 and 1845. The connecting line between the two is traced as well. Initially, Neptune is pulling Uranus forward, after 1822 or so pulling him back a little back. The resulting changes in Uranus's motion led to the discovery of Neptune. 🧪🔭⚛️

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The internet can be pretty gullible about tech products, but congrats to everyone who called exactly what this was going to be used for from the first moment they saw it.

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This is interesting! As drawn, "light water" seems to be just a hydroxide ion: OH-. But I'd claim just taking out the proton isn't right: if you "remove a neutron from a proton", you should get a *positron* (& neutrino). So this should be water with a positronium in place of an H: pretty cool!

Forms of Water xkcd.com/3315/

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please please vote before election day, and tell your circles to. Republican mayors and governors are watching this unfold and getting ideas.

Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

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Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

Rafa Sales Ross@rafiews.com

We are watching a coup d’état attempt unfold in real time in Brazil. I’m consumed by desperation.

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Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

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As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

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Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Jake Grumbach@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

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I continue to find Roger Ebert's love of movies inspirational. He of course loved good movies more than others. But he did not only love good movies. He loved movies, full stop. I try to extend that same grace to the things I love. They don't need to be perfect to be worthy of love. Neither do I.

Krinn DNZ@krinndnz.bsky.social

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 419: "and the movie about them is all that it could be" #rerun

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Replying to @rahaeli.bsky.social

"When idealism runs out, spite will keep you going until your wellspring of idealism can refill itself" is one of those things people don't appreciate enough, IMO

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In their design of the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom (1786), Jefferson and Madison declined to make Christian belief a requirement to hold office, and explicitly said that if a Muslim could get elected, there should be no barrier to their holding office.

jamelle@jamellebouie.net

the second el-sayed chose to treat tommy as an equal and not a nuisance, tommy was cooked

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The part of this clip where he points out that gas was cheap the day before he started bombing Iran could be run on its own as an attack ad by the Democrats

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Unlike Biden and Obama and these guys, they don't look at gas pumps, but I do. And I'm looking at the price."

I've loved the space-themed ceramic art of @amyraehill.bsky.social. For my birthday I had the idea to commission a piece illustrating the Awakening of the Elves from Tolkien's Silmarillion. It's everything I could have hoped for! The commission process was great, and honestly she should charge more.

I'd never commissioned art before: Amy was patient and collaborative as I shared descriptions drawn from multiple Tolkien books and my own vaguely-imagined sketch. I told her I'd absolutely trust her vision to interpret it her way, and now the best existing painting of Cuiviénen is in my house! 😍

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When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

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Maybe we can stop pretending AI is useful for student learning “if used properly” and start focusing attention and energy on mitigating its massive educational harm? Call me crazy.

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You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

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"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain

Junot@slopmoding.bsky.social

One time I managed to find the exact spot where that photo was taken on google maps

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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

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There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social

I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...

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why they doing so much saruman shit, i was told bad guys never think they're the bad guys but these days i'm really tested

Rachel Maddow@maddow.bsky.social

Today in DC: "Beginning Saturday, crews will start another major round of cutting at the historic public golf course. The first phase contains 169 trees marked for removal. The Trump Administration says as many as 529 could eventually come down..." www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2026/...

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OMG. This is so typical academia. Sigh. Donna Strickland was only an associate professor when she won the Nobel Prize in Physics. #AcademicSky

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🧵 Attention, Fellow SFF Artists and Authors -- here is my response to Must Read Magazines, after they presented an Asimov's art contract expecting me to waive all Moral Rights and Copyright to my art. And, I would strongly advise the following to my fellow pros…. 1/

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Asimov's trying to grab all the rights to @donatoarts.bsky.social's work is egregious but it's not in isolation, either. Other publishers are attempting other rights grabs and restrictions that they weren't doing a couple of years ago. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. Remember the power of "no."

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Replying to @thatandromeda.bsky.social

Also it is WILD to me that actually zero of the people of unknown gender were admitted. Just thinking about Mx19's college application process and uhhhhhhhhhh nonbinary people are not exactly UNREPRESENTED. Particularly at nerdy/neurodivergent colleges which, historically, was very much Chicago??

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“In short, the degrees of male students are enhanced by the luster of a selective process to which they were not equally exposed.” 🔥

Josh Kovensky@joshkovensky.bsky.social

UChicago, like any other college, gets vastly more women applicants than men. And yet, its undergrad student body is disproportionately male. chicagomaroon.com/53804/viewpo...

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Just like that: poof & gone. RIP *all* of NSF social, behavioral and economic research (including psyc & cogneuro). I’m speechless.

Dan Garisto@dangaristo.bsky.social

In response to our questions, an NSF spokesperson said that SBE has not been shut down. But with zero SBE-specific funding opportunities, no review panels, and dwindling numbers of staff, it's hard to see the directorate continuing for much longer.

We decided last minute to use new equipment for this week's physics lab. I took some sample data and wrote up the manual this morning. Frantic text from the prof teaching lab tonight: I didn't think to make sure the lab balance could measure the big new masses! My kitchen scale is now in the lab.

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One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”

Dr Dean Burnett@drdeanburnett.bsky.social

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

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A fun fact about neutrinos is that they come in three “flavors” (types) and also in three masses and you would think that this means each flavor has its own mass and you would be absolutely wrong about that.