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That was a Shakespeare In the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones.

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

An irony of this era is that Trump’s opponents and Trump share the same exact opinions about Trump supporters bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Let me see if I understand this . . . 1. The U.S. is at war with Iran. 2. Russia is helping Iran in that war. 3. The U.S. is now giving Russia money that it can use to help Iran destroy U.S. bases and kill U.S. troops. Donald is smart & patriotic like that.

I like that he's admitting what has been obvious for decades: to Republicans, "socialism" or "communism" basically means "whatever I hate." It's been an extraordinarily successful bit of propaganda too. bsky.app/profile/atru...

For no matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

Frank, they're not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane

it's such a perfect example of what is actually alito's hallmark as a justice, shoddy, sub-undergraduate thinking dressed up with five dollar words.

Stephanie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger. Very good. Well done.

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: a few beers, a couple hours of football on the tube, then over to the trailer park to meet a $140 prostitute. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

cool we finally discovered what the military equivalent of bankrupting a casino is

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.

🤖 SF Giants on NBCS Couldn't have said it any better 🙌

Once again, the Founders anticipated the possibility of a tyrannical president. What they didn’t anticipate is a majority of the members of Congress choosing subservience—not that they’d all be good people, but most should have egos and ambition, enough to object if someone tried taking their power.

This 👇

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy.

If this goes to penalties Cabo Verde win.

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

That did not fit the definition of a red card.

if i ever had to interpret the constitution i would simply read it

The thing you need to understand is that there are 2 (TWO) different method for amending the constitution 1) The process laid out in the constititon itself (conventions, or 2/3's of both houses followed by 3/4 of states ratifying) OR 2) find five votes on the Supreme Court.

You have to admit, fighting a full-blown war in the Middle East, but only when markets are closed, is a real innovation in the history of warfare

You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Last time the Knicks were NBA champions was the year the DOJ charged Fred & Donald Trump with housing discrimination based on race.

Trump has lied about states that count slow. States that count fast. States that have little mail. States that are all mail. He invented reasons why Cruz didn’t beat him in Iowa, made up false claims about people being into New Hampshire—none of which were about a slow count.

At this rate, by next year the only actual majority opinion the Court drops will be a tense, singe sentence. "Because fuck you, that's why."

Rudy Giuliani, I'll always remember how you put the nypd counterterrorism office in the twin towers so you could be closer to you mistress so on 9/11 itself you had no place to coordinate a response, causing the deaths of hundreds of firefighters.

now playing for the new york knicks

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

"He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink He drinks a cider drink" -- Chumbawamba 19:97

“The pope is soft on crime” brought me back to this…

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

Never forget.

Trump's rambling press conference raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.

Matthew 6:5: “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others."

thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week

just like Paul Skenes was almost in the Air Force, Team USA almost won the WBC