Maddy

Important to remember that this is already a massively profitable company. They’re uprooting 60,000 lives not because it’s vital to their business. They’re doing it to funnel more excess profit to their millionaire and billionaire shareholders.

60,000 workers. god damn www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Hey Claude do I have another kid or is it just what’s-his-name?

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Check out how easy this is.

If you’re trans I want you to know that you’re perfect exactly as you are. There are more people than you realize out there who refuse to support any politician who both-sides your right to exist. Your humanity is non-negotiable and you deserve to live authentically as the gender you identify with 🩷

Fixing a glitchy Nintendo 64 cartridge by blowing on it except it’s giving me a sweet treat when I’m cranky.

now you know

My Airbnb host is making me watch Babe 2: Little Pig in the Big City before I can checkout

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Why is this student so upset about the mushroom, though? What could it have done to make her protest across the whole continent

How do I sign up to become someone’s sleep paralysis demon?

I’m fairly confident that I used to be funny.

I don't know which woman needs to hear this, but-- That depression you might think you're experiencing- what they tell you is neurodivergence-- is really just unprocessed, unchanneled rage and grief. Focus the anger. Your life will transform.

I'm at the ballroom. I'm at the military complex. I'm at the combination ballroom and military complex

just asked my tailor if he disavows the muslin brotherhood

If we tax Elon Musk and his fellow billionaires appropriately, every child in America can have healthcare, education, and a well funded social safety net instead of some racist billionaire’s pathetic pr stunt

I don’t think my toddler has ever disavowed the Muslim brotherhood 🤔

the second el-sayed chose to treat tommy as an equal and not a nuisance, tommy was cooked

People don't realize how necessary cheap rent is to the arts.

We Bought A Zoo for Tax Purposes

how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say

People who always cheat to win convince themselves everyone else is cheating, too. So when they’re confronted with someone who wins simply because they’re better, it kinda breaks their brain.

Elon Musk labeling driving upside down and then falling as "flying" is a really good indication for how incredibly fucking dumb he is and thinks everyone else is.

My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet

Sen. Elizabeth Warren is an indomitable fighter for working people. Can't wait to join forces in the Senate to pass Medicare for All.

This guy rules. Incredible communicator, laser focused, and obscenely intelligent. I really, really, really hope Michigan elects him as their Senator.

that’s right

I built up a modest following of 10,000 over more than a decade on Twitter, but it was a no brainer to leave and never look back. I don’t think I’ll ever have the same number of followers again, but that’s ok. It’s not worth supporting a literal child of apartheid.

Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.

This is actually really striking. The Republican candidates are genuinely quite bad!

Marry us

Be nice to parents of kids under 2 when they eat out at restaurants. We’re fighting for our freaking lives over here 🥵🙃

Ossoff and El-Sayed took different tacks tonight vs their opponents—El-Sayed was more of a subtext of “you dumb fucking racist jackass” while Ossoff’s was more “if you fell down at a gas station I’d toss a lit match on you”—and I don’t think either of those is a bad choice tbh

what an asshole

When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣

Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.

Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers

Turns out every accusation is a confession. Anyway vote Nithya 2026 for a mayor who doesn’t do petty bullshit like this

Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.

Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.