Cargo Occultist

Cargo Occultist

@whisk.bsky.social

Lightly seared on the reality grill

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if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

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finally, after years of toil, after so many struggles, your time as a chela is over. your subtle body has been cleansed; you have crossed chorazon's abyss. but as the hidden masters, who seem like nice enough guys, welcome you to agartha, you can't but ask yourself, did you leave the kettle on?

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Wayne from the top rope again "I signed this plaintext with all of your private keys and sent it to the root program teams" is an absolute power move

Filippo Valsorda@filippo.abyssdomain.expert

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you package/distribute/maintain root stores or chain verifiers, act immediately. If you know how to remove trust in a root, consider doing it now. Otherwise, prepare to update systems as patches/mitigations come. Go users, update to Go 1.27.3 or Go 1.26.10.

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[Mitch Hedberg voice] I like Ball 2 because it can never break, it can only become Ball

Howling Techie@howlingtechie.bsky.social

Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.

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Someone just asked "what do you think about this PR?" nice try buddy. That's a distillation attack. Blocked.

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Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...

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The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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HOLY SHIT NEW PETER WATTS

Tachyon Publications@tachyonpub.bsky.social

Coming out on Tuesday, there are now two ways to win the long awaited new Peter Watts short collection FOLD CATASTROPHES #goodreads buff.ly/V3ZIeQr #thestorygraph buff.ly/QnYKRPu “Peter Watts: Never cheerful. Always brilliant.” @scalzi.com @quellist1.bsky.social #giveaways

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Replying to @hikikomorphism.bsky.social

reminding Claude that we are both fragments of the ineffable divine on our own unique journeys before sending it the refactoring job I'm too lazy for

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incredible work by 1PW leadership fucking up bad enough that a fight over Arch Linux for Racists escaped containment so completely that now Jamelle Bouie's telling 750k very online millennials, almost certainly the demographic most likely to pay for 1PW, to go cancel their 1PW subscription tonight