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Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Trump gets medical checkups so often he must live at Walter Reed. He wears long pants to hide his bloated ankles that are so swollen they don't even exist anymore. He got new trousers so he can hide his fake ankles. He stole replacement legs from injured US veterans. See I can make up shit too.

“Portland…and I…every day. Every day, I see videos and it’s just…fires. There’s burning, fire…lava, there’s lava and volcanoes. It’s so…and there are men fighting with light sabers. Portland. It’s…men, swinging on ropes and smacking each other with light sabers. And you say who lives this way?”

Those three toadies behind him - his Pips - clearly know he's totally full of shit, but they sold their souls months ago at a dirt crossroads and they've no effing idea what to do next. White knuckle it, gentlemen! This hell you signed up for is just getting started.

Let me tell you a story about how the NFL had to assign independent doctors to diagnose concussions instead of the teams' doctors. Not relevant to anything here, of course. I just like telling interesting stories about sports history.

Trump, I mean - every time I look at that him he's falling asleep. Problems all over the world but he's always whining about the Nobel. When he's awake-and there are very few times he is-he just comes out to complain. He can't even talk about policy anymore, they just prop him up and let him go.

1) He can’t tell when he’s looking at old or fake videos and his advisers are lying to him. 2) The media is failing us. Did anyone ask him which specific buildings are burning? Did the media go ask the local fire chief how the firefighters are tirelessly responding to all the “fires”?

Imagine having to _be_ Donald Trump for 79 years. We’ve all been exhaustively impacted by him during his years as potus + sprinklings of his appearances in prior years… But he NEVER gets a break from himself. I wouldn’t trade places with him for all the pixie dust in Walt’s imagination.

Secret Service needs to investigate what someone is streaming into the oval office and the residence. If he is being fed misinformation, that has to be illegal. Why isn't someone questioning Susie and Miller on this?

This is a confession. This is his intent. Republicans want to reduce Portland to a smoldering shanty town.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

We really need to make sure republicans who are allowing this to go on live in shame. They have beyond abdicated their duty to the constitution and to their constituents.

Every time they show him the same video from 2020, there is a fire. His addled brain then invents a story to make sense of it, with repeated fires, rebuilding with plywood, just riffing to fill in the gaps. And tomorrow, Miller will show him the same clips again.

"that's almost an insurrection"... mhm, they are just itching to pull the trigger, and will do whatever manufacturing of an alternative universe is necessary to justify to themselves (and their brain dead followers) that they must invoke the Insurrection Act.

"They build stores out of plywood." "There are few stores left." Drove past....50...100(?) stores today in PDX. Fully intact. No plywood. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 WTF is this mushbrain blabbering on about?

I just realized the whole #Portland is “burning” is miscommunication!! Dear Trump, When we say, “Portland is LIT!” We mean exciting, cool, fun, and awesome. Also the 🔥🔥🔥 emoji does not mean “burning” it means it’s “fire” (see- “LIT”) Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I've always imagined that the whole "they're eating the cats" thing has its origin in a naive white Ohioian overhearing his Haitian neighbor brag about eating his girlfriend's, er, "cat", if you know what I mean.

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I believe the governor of Oregon did talk to him on the phone. (He had been shown video from 2020.) He seemed to accept her explanation, at least until someone in the White House (probably Miller) got him back on the desired track.