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Is he taking about the gross aroma that follows him everywhere?

Nobody knows that there is a "B" in Billion.

300 B!

When are the markets going to wise up? Of course they let Musk become a trillionaire so never, ig

What a traitorous idiot, a coward to his core.

A deal "for carrying out an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is."

We all know more about it than he does.

Kakistocracy + Kleptocracy = TRUMPOCRACY

To be fair, he doesn't know because Putin is taking his sweet time fine-tuning the terms.

Moron.

Is it as strong as the shit smell coming from trumps diaper.

The lies!! OMG, enraging! Such a phucking Idiot!!

"It's a strong deal - but nobody knows what it is" - you just can't make this shit up...

You wouldn't know the deal, it lives in Canada.

Schrödingers deal

Nobody knows what it is because you won't release it! Gee I wonder why?

The jokes write themselves.

Only Sith deal in absolutes

You don’t know what it is. Safe bet that it’s not a deal.

Big, strong deals are crying and calling it sir.

Once again, the kid who never read the book is trying to bullshit his way through his book report.

Whenever Trump says "Nobody knows...", it always means HE doesn't know. Like "Nobody knows the word 'dumb' has a 'b' at the end..." or "Nobody knows Lincoln was a Republican..." But you can be sure Iran knows they took him to the cleaners.

Trump is full of shit. Always has been.

WTF 🤬!

HE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES GOOD LUCK AMERICA

Nobody know 😆

from Irans point of view it is

Trump says, “Its a very strong deal. Nobody knows what it is but it’s very strong.” Okey dokey Donald.

I believe his last sentence up until the word but.

Imaginary things are always strong to Demented Donnie.

This fool says ‘nobody knows what it is!’😬 Republicans don’t know what this uneducated, racist, lying, corrupt 🤡 representing Americans pulled together to offer Iran? this nation is governed by hellish idiots…GOP should never get a chance to work for America, they only work to enrich themselves!🤬

You can’t even parody him. He’s a walking SNL sketch.

I'm sorry America but you have f@#£ing 🤡 in charge. 😂😂😂

We are living in the twilight zone!

Thanks MAGA for killing USA Democracy for this inept, illiterate criminal who is fleecing the treasury, defacing DC, and lies constantly. STRONG!

I can translate: "My name Donny, I have poopy pants. I'm strong, like a giant. Iran is a meanie "

I call it mumbo jumbo!!

It’s mumbo jumbo!!

Can you imagine being a translator for a foreign leader?

The MSM is a major accomplice for Trump.

It is so complex that even Donny himself doesn't understand it.

You heard it correctly. So even trump doesn’t know what the deal is? That would make sense, since he’s the most brain dead figure to ever hold political office.

Never will

It’s that strong we better not tell you

Yes, on invisible paper.

"Nobody" = "The Royal Nobody"

Imagine how the press would have reacted if Biden had said, “Nobody knows what it is.”

Just a reminder

When he says “nobody knows”, he doesn’t know.

He doesn't even know what's in it..

The eternal myth of Trump being a great businessman and deal-maker has done so much irreparable damage to America and the world.

How can anyone seriously listen to him or give him the time of day in these forums???

Trump and the rest of America is finding out that the sycophants who have been kneeling to Trump are more afraid of Israel than they are of him as they condemn the deal. Puts it all in perspective doesn’t it?

"Nobody"?

The only real question is how much money he and his family and friends are making

🥴

Like the smell coming from his diapers.

THIS is a Trump in a nutshell!

Very sadly this is an accurate assessment

I want to be hopeful about our future, but every day, looking at Shitler's face, and the faces of the MAGAts that support him, makes it much harder. WE MUST PUT DEMOCRATS IN OFFICE IN NOVEMBER!

Still 4 1/2 months til Election Day. They'll come up with plenty of other bullshit to distract us between now and then.

"Nobody knows what it is." Sums up his whole regime.

I still like "When you're famous they let you do it" but yeah

"It is what it is" - Trump on Covid

Until Friday stock manipulation is so easy for a Russian asset since 1987 pedo

Nobody knows what it is - especially him. #DumbWithaB

There is no 'deal' is there?

CLOWN…🤦🏻‍♀️

He's lost...

I'm just throwing this out there: I don't think this guy has ANY idea what the definition of the word "deal" is.

Absolute clown show

😂

Moron is an understatement

Out on the town having the time of my life with a very strong deal. The deal is just out of frame, being very strong.

Always a conman

Strong as in wet paper sack strong, nay, noodle strong, nay fruit fly antenna strong, maybe more maybe less.

Not even he knows what's in it, but this isn't such a big problem, is it?🤓🤓🤓

The market does not put food on the table of ordinary people.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself" "The buck stops here" "Ich bin ein Berliner" "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" And now --- "Nobody knows what it is, but it's very strong"

Strong for who?

Trump doesn't know what he's signing? That's a record.... 🤣

When Trump talks about the market being happy are you included in that group? Most likely it’s not improving your daily life.

* Even the People in Trump's administration & the Republican party & World Leaders know Donald Trump is nuts. There is too much money involved to be grafted, politically, eg. (AIPAC) & Corporately & Christian nationalism agenda, for the grown-ups in the room to invoke The 25th Amendment. *

He doesn’t know what the deal is but it’s very good. 🤨

Translation I felon trump make lots of money and I really don’t care about you

What a dick

Which means it’s the opposite, very weak!

I'm over this

So who's gonna write the "Cotton Letter" for this one? "47 GOP Senators Tell Iran They May Not Honor A Nuclear Deal" March 9, 2015

Down 500+ points today so now what's he got?

The market only cares whether the Strait of Hormuz is open and there is a cease fire. It doesn't really care if Iran has nuclear bomb material and ballistic missiles.

oh yeah???? W T F

Trump is handling the invasion he did to Iran just how he handles his victims.. pay them to go away.

Trump is handling the invasion he did to Iran just how he handles his victims.. pay them to go away.

Wow, he's looking really rough...

“Not even me! Iran hasn’t told me yet!”

"Nobody knows" includes himself.

😂😂😂

Sooooo, he decided to start being truthful

Never is a very long time

And it's going to be signed Friday. A whole week of market manipulation.

He is likely included in the “Nobody knows” group. Iran knows. And they know they are getting a fantastic “deal” with all of these idiots on the other side.

this deal is Trump's "Canadian Girlfriend"

He just keeps making clips for Democrats to use in their campaign ads

Where is msm @abcnews.com @nbcnews.com @wsj.com @washingtonpost.com @nytimes.com @msnownews.bsky.social

Kind of like "just say there's an investigation and we'll take it from there." "Just say the Mueller Report says I did nothing wrong and we'll take it from there." They're not disclosing the deal because they need time to push all the lies about the deal. Same old, tired playbook.

Ffs

This resembles Groucho Marx in "A night at the Opera"

They do know. You'd have to be a blithering idiot not to know at this point. They're just protecting their own power and earning potential. They are as corrupt as the clown in charge.