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Wow. Did not expect that thread to be so powerful or so moving. 👏👏👏 😬😬😬

ceej this is incredible

We will not allow human extinction to distract the caucus from the core kitchen table issues of affordability and health care.

Don't forget to get your Dreadstone coin! We're only minting 10,000 of these, so get them before we're gone! Heh heh oops I mean before *they're* gone. 😏

Aw, it was a bit? I was so ready, man.

… I had to ChatGPT this post …. Frighteningly, I was completely unaware of “Dreadstone” … key take away: ‘LinkedIn doom culture mockery” , words not a precise reproduction of the combination provided by OpenAI …

That like the CIA training program that stole Matt Damon's memories?

“The Biden Asteroid” - Trump blames Biden administration for not destroying asteroid during his administration [AP]

GMROI replaced by GMPDI (gross margin post Dreadstone Impact)

This is amazing, I love it

Time to break out the second best whisky, I guess.

I didn't know you knew peak

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OpenAI announces plan to capture energy released by Dreadstone's impact with the Earth to power ChatGPT6.1, will sell energy to other AI companies: "It'll power all of AI for two or maybe three more years!"

Hey! I'm so glad you reached out about 2026 Dreadstone. I'm actually at capacity / helping someone else who's in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead, or do yojfikn[roqrn 43qir5 1o43

I didn’t say Dreadstone was a good thing, you fucktacular assclown, I said Dreadstone presented an OPPORTUNITY for Democrats to pick up a few more rust belt seats among Obama-Trump voters IF the candidates STAY ON MESSAGE

love your brain, brother

Premiering in two weeks on NBC: Law and Order: Dreadstone. Exciting new stories of crime and justice in the era of Dreadstone.

Thank God I can spend the final minutes of my life focusing on what's important - targeted KPIs.

You got my hopes up for a second.

Could the 800 meter high tsunami wave please hurry up?

Stretch goals include FIVE of our branded umbrellas and the new, EXCLUSIVE to backers Dreadstone plushie!

Dreadstone is bringing change, I don't care about the rest. We need radical fixes to systems that are ossified and corrupt. Whatever else, I know Dreadstone won't let us repeat the mistakes of the past.

My wife and I do this all the time. "My father is dying of cancer: What this taught me about B2B sales".

Oh this is gonna be bad for Biden

Tektites become the new currency

they gotta stop making these Yellowstone spinoffs

Marketing analysts agree that Dreadstone offers point-of-purchase opportunities at the retail level, though profit margins may be below average long-term

Look, we're all on edge right now. It feels plausible enough at the moment.

The joke appears to have flown over your head, much like the Dreadstone asteroid.

I am the asteroid that just impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K-Pg Extinction Event — AMA!

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#selfie #dreadstone #2026dreadstone #2026rocks #rocksofinstagram #asteroidsofinstagram #paleo #impact

Chills

And what this means for the Biden legacy.

On LinkedIn: What Dreadstone taught me about B2B sales On Facebook: here is a picture of Dreadstone falling to earth and turning into a kitten that is totally not AI.

"The world was destroyed but for a while we created a lot of shareholder value" energy here. 👍

Alberta, SK Premiers Smith and Moe decry Dreadstone hoax, call to use notwithstanding clause to eliminate Canadian Space Agency

OPINION: Canadian PM's assertion that Dreadstone renders Alberta oil pipeline unnecessary is a serious mistake for electoral prospects and will only fan Western separatism by David Frum

President imposes tariff on Dreadstone.

CNBC’s Cramer: How to turn the boiling oceans into profitable AI investments in our last ninety seconds on earth

You probably don’t need input from the cheap seats, but it would be cool if you hooked up this thread as a graphic novel or comic book with each post being a panel illustrated in its context

NASA and other space agencies regularly produce hypothetical asteroid impact tabletop games as a training tool. During one play through, someone decided to play the part of a real estate investor trying to profiteer by buying up land in the potential impact zone. Which seemed all too realistic.

Hmmm. Let's circle back to that in our stand-up tomorrow mmmkayy?