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In retrospect, you are correct. Thank you for your support and understanding.

Even if that's true, I guarantee a dozen hotdogs a year for special occasions will have literally - literally - zero measurable clinical health span effects on any individual. The number *I* eat may be a problem tho... lol.

Finaly, now people can start eating healthy 😉 oops sorry thats in a normal world.......

"Processed" in food science terms is functionally meaningless

y'all bathe regularly in hot dog water

I refute this

youtu.be/MRh91b74zTU?...

The data apparently found EATING 365 OR MORE HOTDOGS PER YEAR was counterindicated. 🤦‍♀️ This does not constitute establishing that there is “no safe amount”, lads. God knows I can’t stand hotdogs, but I’m pretty sure even ardent hotdog fans mostly eat < one per week.

Bad news for Hot Dog Georg.

We’re all trying to find the experts who say this

"As little as one hot dog a day" how many hot dogs does the average person eat a day? Seven?

Did Madeleine Holcomb write '1 hot dog a day'? Who's responsible for that dumbed-down disinformation that has triggered an avalanche of mocking dismissal of this study? 0.6 to 57g per day of processed meat - a tiny amount- raises the risk factor. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

That explains why I will be having an angiogram and possible stint sometime in the next 6-8 weeks. My dad has 2 stints and has had a heart attack from a lifetime of cured pork and gravy sandwiches. He's 23 years older than I and months away from turning 81. He also had bladder cancer.

who gives a shit

Like things aren't shitty enough & there's nothing to celebrate this 4th, NO THANKS TO THE FUCKING MEDIA, LIKE YOU GUYS, FOR KISSING TRUMP'S ASS...now you're gonna tell me how bad hot dogs are for me? Dude, STFU.

In other news, girls are really into older guys with voices like old diesel engines trying to start on a cold day and bodies most kindly described as “enhanced” #maha

Where in the study does it say there is "strong" evidence? My quick scan of it in both the executive and the discussion sections said weak relationships and that more study would be needed to determine anything.

That also is valid on products with high cholesterol, lipid, triglyceride and all fried foods most of which heavily dominates the food choices because of the silly tendencies of our fellow Americans who look for the good taste in the first place instead of effects on health! Eat 'salads!'

My German relatives live on average to see 99 & most over in recent memory. Sausage & cold cuts are a daily food group. Maybe it’s the access to healthcare? You know that thing $16M Americans are about to lose. Or the fresh produce they eat with the Brats. The stuff many here can’t afford to buy.

pipe down over there, CNN

Oh, hey. Is this the piece that tries to soften the blow of shortages we're going to have in processed meats because ICE took all their workers away? ffs

I want to know what they're using as a control diet.

I feel like there is a safe amount, and it's probably a lot?

this is fantastic news, I am going to eat nothing but hotdogs so I can die with some degree of dignity instead of in a concentration camp thanks, cnn

That’s not a healthy way to live. But you do you.

Strong evidence that life is fatal ☺️

The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any.

Some nations eat meat preserved by smoking, curing or salting for centuries. 🤔

Does that mean Americans will have to come to Europe to eat from now on.

😅😅😅

A lotta people eat a cold cut sandwich every day though and that's more or less hot dog equivalent. Thin sheets of hot dog

🙄

If Rfk jr. can cancel cancer research he can sure as shit cancel whatever the fuck study this is

Damn good point. 😕

What is the difference between ‘vegetarian’ hot dogs and normal hot dogs that contain no recognizable meat? Enquiring minds want to know.

I ate a ballpark hot dog at least once a week as a child (10 years old). So am I screwed?

It's the 4th of July CNN, can you please let us eat at our picnics in peace? Really????

Didn't we already know this?

Aight, make real food affordable then.

Funded by the soy industry.

The last nature publication on nutritional research I read was full of hot garbage that I could easily spot as a layperson. Nature seems to have sadly gone down the drain.

I don't care

Concerns of the rich

This is a study of association not causation. Such studies have value, but when there is no particular reason to think nitrates or other hotdog related substances cause diabetes, it seems far more like eating a daily hotdog is correlated with other behavior that does increase risk.

Jaysus CNN, such a July 4th buzzkill. Isn’t it enough we are fighting for the republic now we have to wrestle with the guilt of eating a dog with relish?

Good argument for single-payer healthcare.

The article talks about eating as little as one hotdog a day as unsafe. Who eats hotdogs daily?

The percentages you’re showing me are not scaring me in this climate. Imma have Cokes

They surveyed 60 other papers? did they use Grok to summarize them? Coz that's what this looks like.

Who the hell cares??? apparently not your government

I hope this doesn’t apply to Costco food court hot dogs. It probably doesn’t. It couldn’t.

There is strong evidence that my girldick is in your dad's butthole

There absolutely is a safe amount to eat and that amount is my ass. That's why it's bad

That's the American way...feed its people with junk, run them in debit getting healthcare while taking healthcare from them so America can give its rich tax break...the greatest tax heaven on the planet, isn't it?

Bullshit. Processed meat as a habit can be very detrimental to one’s health. Every once in awhile not so much. GTFO w this bullshit nutrition. You been sniffing RFKjr’s balls?

With Trump's cronies in power, I no longer trust the federal government for scientific research, and since there's no centralized peer review in private research, I don't trust private research, either. I'm eating hot dogs, and I don't give a damn about your study, you corrupt @cnn.com assholes.

Depends…

Wait until you hear about booze

Eat the shit directly out of my asshole. Get your mouth on it and go to work

What if CNN itself was t he hot dog.

So eating nothing but hotdogs for lunch and drinking lots of carbonated sugar water every day is not healthy. I'm not sure that backs up the "no safe level" claim.

👍🏻 And bacon 🥓 or sausage for breakfast. Just found the 🌭 wording a bit humorous.

Shut the fuck up

Do these "nutrition experts" want us to subscribe to their weight loss plans?

Komm, süsser Dog

The world is on fire and we’re losing everything, just let us have this.

"No safe amount" but their measuring stick is people who eat hot dogs literally every day?

This is the bullshit you publish today?

Also: there is no safe amount of any kind of meat to eat if we are to preserve a livable climate.

Anything that isn't just ripping chunks of raw meat off an animal you just killed is processed meat, because it all had to go through some sort of process to get to you. (/j)

It's all fucking vibes. No one has come up with a decent categorical definition. So much of it boils down to classism, fear of chemistry and flotsam from fad diet trends of the past

Exactly! In many definitions, I'm processing my asparagus by baking it in olive oil and squeezing a lemon on top.

I eat cows while they're still moving. Any sort of butchering is a process, so not safe.

Similarly, there's no safe amount of CNN content to consume. It's all trash

*forces you to drink 1 gallon of water per hour* Conclusion: no safe amount of water to drink.

Can you take this garbage story down now? We'll wait for your integrity to come back one day.

Jokes on you, that's not meat.

1. This is horseshit. 2. People are allowed to have a goddamn hot dog. 3. Go to hell.

Okay

They keep noticing these risks, and announcing them like they are news. There are a million of them in life. We just did it in Canada with drinking alcohol. A good example is driving. There is no amount of driving you can do that will be below some threshold of possibly getting killed.

100% of people who eat processed meat die.

Joey Chestnut is peak male evolution. This is fake news.

okay so stop making it then. No? oh that’s right there’s lead in lunchables and it is still sold. people are just trying to survive every new terrible news day. next canned veggies kill me. work full time grow my own food and cook and clean? pass the summer sausage

Even if it's AI?

It's truly one the wurst things you can eat

I don’t know; I just ate some all beef hot dogs with Eastern European style sauerkraut, ketchup, mustard, and a lovely smoky/sweet bbq sauce, and it totally agreed with me lol

I’ll be wearing these earrings I made while eating a hot dog.

I quit alcohol and cocaine im not giving up hot dogs you fucking freaks. Suck my dick from the back

"experts" say many things on a long day.

we'll know soon enough

shut up bitch

definite L for glizzy gang

... but it's the right amount 😁

The wackadoodles too many people voted for want to build concentration camps and close hospitals. No, let's do some fear porn about hot dogs instead. 😒 🌭🌭 In related news, Biden is still old. Here's our in house bitch Jake Tapper to tell you why that's a bigger problem than democracy ending.

Ngl that hot dog looks good

Well I’m gonna enjoy my life

"as little as one hot dog a day" 🤔

I got some processed meat for ya, CNN

hey we all gotta die sometime, might as well do it eating good tasting food.

There is also strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of life as it eventually results in death.

A conspiracy -- how/why this gets pushed just hours from Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest? The game is afoot (-long).

Classist, racist, ableist... Are you going for Offensive Implication Bingo?

There is no amount of CO2 we can continue to put into the atmosphere without assuring the destruction of earth!

Then why are all my relatives alive well into their 90s?

*note to self* Don't eat just hot dogs.

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