Post

honestly? let them

Way ahead of you

I miss Carl Sagan...

Q anon is a psy op being perpetrated by big phone screen

yessss this q account in particular is a gold mine I love it

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Don’t perpetrate it.

How many of the 17K likes corresponds to an actually broken screen, I wonder?

i kinda always figured qthestorm was ironic

I kinda wanna make one of these accounts just do be able to go: "breaking news: we all need to stick our heads into a toilet for god-emperor trump" and have people actually do it.

Anyone know what happened to the - ‘great barrinington declaration ’ ? …., it was very popular not long ago

call them crazy but they're organized

i have already done so

i think qthestorm is a bit??? but there’s definitely people who believe in it

This is definitely satire, and most of the likes are from people who think it’s funny

What in the mental health crisis?

We need a special force of dedicated and disciplined Posters who can set up catfish account like this for the long term, see how far they can get away with it

I believe this one was planted by Apple to sell more phones.

How long until they eat the phone

Sure, but that remains true whether you have a laugh about it or not.

it's funny

Yeah the fact American society is so fragile that a bunch of rednecks with no connection to reality are able to hold it hostage is hilarious

It’s pretty funny

Will no longer support shit that musk is involved with!!!🖕🏾

this is what that account feels like to me

oh my god same?? this dumbass follows my twitter for some reason LMAO

Now I'm going to spend the day wondering how many people did this and wondered what to do next.

Thank God, "I'm on a tablet. Phones aren't cheap."

I thought that account was a joke. Is it not? Oh no

I think that specific account is a parody account.

That is extremely good, I’m gonna do it

the hardest thing about moving to bluesky is not being able to reskeet that account

The most elaborate troll in history it seems

The fuck is going on?????

I know!!! www.yahoo.com/news/u-offic...

Went to target recently and only 2 people masked. How do we confront the non-masked and get them to do it without being told no or making it confrontational and causing a scene? We need everyone masking during this season 😷😷😷

That account "randomly" showed up in my feed and it has been such a great, unhinged, psychotic follow.

Patriots in control 🫡

why are they yelling to break our screens whyyy😭😭😭😭😭 im scared

Indistinguishable from a Dril post.

I have a burner that I use to insult nazis when I wanna let off some steam.

I'm fairly sure that one is satire but who can say for sure lmao

Completely mad instructions! Don't they realize Deep State operatives will locate them instantly? Always undress completely, wrap your body in cling-film and your head in tin foil before you smash your phone. For 100% success make sure you do it a public park. Safety in numbers. Don't mention it.

It brings me joy to think about how many idiots will now have broken phone screens for absolutely no reason aside from being dumb as shit

WHY DOES IT HAVE 17K LIKES OH NO.

Like break it just a little or like a lot? 🤔

✅ I'm safe

Done, what happens now?

This is just good advice though

That’s amazing because that’s the same reason I’m on Bluesky!

sure. why not

Hah hah I fooled them and broke the screen to my cell phone weeks ago

did you break it, tho?

yeah when you've burned caps for emphasis, any port in the storm...

BUT YOU CAN'T RESIGN! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT AND THE BRAWNDO STOCK IS PLUMMETING!

RIP THE CABLES FROM THE WALLS SLASH YOUR ETHERNET TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR ROUTER

Reminds me of that computer yuri art where the girl is trying so hard to push into her computer so she can feel her fingers but then the screen cracks

Thank you for your service 😏some of us that deleted X miss the laughs, reading posts the crazies put out 🤣 thank you for going into the depths of hell to bring us these posts😉

fighting the fight against Big Screen Protector

I'm way ahead of them anyway.

You're a better person than me to be in that cesspool.

Fun to remind myself that even on my worst day I'm not as low as them

Q:

You’re not alone

I legit want to run a q account and have idiots do stuff like this just so there would be less of them online.

Remember when the pyramids activated

One of my fav accounts, hands down

This account has to be some kind of parody

I don’t get Q posts, but I do so enjoy reading all day long from the same 12 people about how many of us outside the MAGADOME will be tried for treason on day 1.

No explanation, BREAK IT DAMIT!

lmao they sound like my silly intrusive thoughts

I'm apparently one step ahead of Qanon. My screens cracked already!

lol

this is hilarious

Man I’m ahead of the curve I guess the storm is here

breaking their phones would actually be good for them

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's administration sent out a message like this. I'm not even talking about phone screens.

They're in line for a cabinet position

This must reach the largest number of people possible on (e)X.

Tucker: buy my vape!! 30% discount to celebrate the birth of Christ. Q Uncle: ALL VIRUS DISEASE SICKNESS CAUSED BY COMPUTER THANK YOU TOUCKER CARDONE

I’ve always wanted a Tobacco smoke enema like they did in the 1700’s for ulcerative colitis, but mine is for “other reasons”.

Self censoring so the medical m@fia doesnt name search and find me talking shit on them

ah. if only they eliminated my transgender with water. WHAT?!

Consumption of vegan food leads to ghey brain parasites.

People like this are being appointed to every part of the Trump government and the only thing that is going to stop them is they all hate each other (and that they can’t fire and replace all the normal people in their departments)

GAY BRAIN WORMS

Unbelievable how crazy some people are nowadays !

Very cool that the internet found a way to make this specific kind of schizophrenia contagious!

“Done now whart 122111…. Shit cuut my fnggrr

I need to start one of these accounts and tell Qanon dorks to do stupid shit.

I used to follow x on 4chan for a long time just to see conspiracy theories that made no fucking sense.

If anyone knows what song this is quoting I love and please be my best friend

I’m in a handful of spaces where calling people insane is frowned upon, but like I have no idea what other word would work.

Are they still around?

I refuse to believe that account isn't a bit

Has Qanon reconstituted after the election?

Q: Now eat some chalk Murr

That account is so funny because people who follow will be like "Oh yeah right, another false alarm" but remain stay followed lmao.

We know 78,000,000 of them voted for Trump! 🗳️🇺🇸🤪

I'm 99% sure QTHESTORMM guy is doing a bit and making a decent chunk of change from it

I feel like there a bunch of people posting wacko shit on there just to see what chuckheads will believe it. 🤣 I mean..I would.

URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE LEADER OF 4CHAN / ANONYMOUS -- PUT YOUR CELL PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE TO CHARGE THE BATTERY, BIG ELECTRICITY IS SCAMMING YOU! THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU CAN GET FREE CHARGINGS FOR YOUR CELL PHONE FROM YOUR HOUSEHOLD MICROWAVE!!!!!

I wonder, what would happen if someone were to do a phishing scam to that account, take controll of it and just post instructions to mix cleaning products that produces chlorine

Tinfoilers gonna tinfoil.

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They would type that if they didn’t break their phone screens

okay but without context this is still a banger fucking post

99% sure that account is satire but I still love it

Maybe its a psyop to stop people from using social media? "Donald Trump needs YOU to delete ALL SOCIAL MEDIA to defeat the EVIL BIG TECH". I would back that!

I can't tell how many layers of doublecrossing psyop this guy is