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ICE AGENT: “I love my job. I can’t believe they pay me to do this. I’d do it for free. I only went to high school and I make $200,000.”

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He wouldn’t do it for free, but he like what he’s doing. He’s really a just a piece of 💩, and this is the first time he’s felt like a man, because he got a little power. The sad part is he’s very dangerous because he wants to prove to everyone he’s a man, he would even commit murder to prove it!

* I.C.E. has become a amalgam of brown shirts & nazi S.S. & January 6th pardoned insurrectionists & Proud Boys & Oath Keepers in masks enforcers for doanld trump to invoke (Violence) to justify a declaration of national martial law and postpones election day ? *

Trump has declared war on Americans. Where is the opposition war room of our best leaders in Congress, the military, state guys, coming up with a comprehensive plan to end this shit?

Probably not but will our punkass politicians man up enough to actually do something similar here? The bullshit January 6th committee leads me to believe they won’t.

He hides his face, he’s not valuable, they’ll all be prosecuted, there are payroll records! Someone like him will blow through that money and then he’ll have to use it to pay attorneys! KARMA!!

I hope he winds up in jail along w/ the rest of that band of goons. They're all people w/ black hearts & holes in their souls. They all should be prosecuted & incarcerated. They are all a danger to society.

He's just troll responding. He doesn't make that much money. I have had so many conversations with MAGA trolls where they claim to be rich or whatever. Just trying to egg on the young adults there. It's trolling, but in real life.

Oh these sad little men, violently taking out their own unresolved issues on innocent people. A little self awareness and reflection would do a whole lot of good for them. But they choose to be evil goons instead.

Maybe after 5 years of service with the bonus and before taxes of course. They’re not used to that higher tax bracket even if that was true. These dudes are career professionals but they took the bait.

"I only went to high school, I've touched more women in the last week than I did the whole rest of my life. I mean, yeah, they were all terrified of me, but who cares when you've got two big handfuls of titty?" We're gonna need a lot more lamp posts.

The rich paid enough politicians through campaign donations to put these people in this position to squash the will of the people that work hard in this country. Unlike themselves.

Dec 15, ICE inked a deal with Constellis Holdings to provide “skip tracing” services, tasking the company with hunting immigrants down and relaying their locations to ICE’s Enforcement and Removal Operations wing for apprehension. theintercept.com/2026/01/03/b...

theintercept.comBlackwater Successor Hunts Immigrants for ICEConstellis Holdings, which traces its roots to Erik Prince’s mercenary firm Blackwater, landed an ICE contract as a bounty hunter.

Your tax dollars at work, America! Harassing, intimidating, brutalizing citizens; committing murder; breaking shit; crashing cars; shutting down tax paying businesses; causing property damage; raising insurance premiums; generating lawsuits and settlements, etc. And who gets stuck with the bills??

So that guy is gonna get real accustomed to having 20 grand a month to play with. And of course, he thinks he's rich, so his digs and his ride need to reflect that. Can't be eating no cheap meals either. Gonna need a platinum card. Shit, a Diamond card. No, an ICE card. Unlimited credit.

And he thinks this is gonna last forever, so he signs on the dotted line. And suddenly, he needs 20 grand a month. If he don't get it, he doesn't make the payments. Then ICE starts to squeeze him Miss a quota? No hours this week, sorry. His life will be the worst sort of hell.

Don’t know much about history… The Brownshirts were purged after Hitler had no use for a bunch of armed thugs with little education or training. Being a temp rent-a-bully for a man whose loyalty only runs one-way isn’t a good career choice, even for the poorly educated.

That’s just it. We live in a country that hasn’t raised the minimum wage in 2 decades. Where corporations pay subsistence wages & force their employees to rely on food stamps. I blame the oligarchs, the people who oppose public healthcare even though we’re the wealthiest nation in the world etc.

If they get defunded eventually it's not going to be an easy transition back to a "normal" life. Not only the pay cut but having the black mark on their resume.

It's not a coincidence that they all come out with exactly the same lines when people confront them, and most of them are way too illiterate to come up with these witty little comebacks themselves. Also, GED boy does not make $200k, unless you count all the stolen shit he's selling.

Wait till he gets sued the shit out of him when 🍊 is gone for violating american citizen rights ! What do you mean I need to pay 10 millions to them …. Illegal orders are illegal! Why you think they are high school educated so you will obey all their illegal orders without even questioning them!