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prompts and auto-generated code

...and they will both be C++. God help us all.

"0" and "1" 1 only uses zeros and 0 only uses ones. It will make sense at the time.

COBOL and C.

10 programming languages but only half will be readable by humans.

It’s not an overflow it just hallucinated some extra buffer

By then, GenAI will be diffusing binary executables and libraries, no need for code, just a lot of Xanax.

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qiskit and rocq

forth and perl

and one of them will still be COBOL

Rust and Lua

And the other will be yaml

It's Python

:(

Lisp and lisPy

Probably not, it will continuously create new ones.

A good moment to repost the amazing and funny Gary Bernhardt talk from 2014 www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-bi...

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COBOL and Java.

By 2035, every language you are proficient in will be obsolete.

Kiki and Bouba++

COBOL and Macromedia Flash

Haskell and Erlang

one of them ain’t zig

Blert and FRNx

Maybe Forth, with a huge resurgence of HP RPN calculators?

My sleepy brain read this as Logan Paul.

English and French

Rust & Perl?

Is it? I have ignored it so far. Study time I guess. 😶‍🌫️

and one of them will still be COBOL

COBOL is already being converted.

C and COBOL right?

seems a bit early; surely the great cull would be in 2038?

Markdown and what else?

101010

Erlang and INTERCAL

And the IRS will still run on COBOL.

Cobol and C

zshhhh 🤫

Go and C is the only correct answer

Rust and stainless

C# and Marijuana Only brasilians will understand 🤣🤣

Ah, so LISP and Haskell. Cool.

BASIC and binary.

The good one and the wrong one.

English and Mandarin (feeding the LLMs)

This is the correct answer.

Perl 4.036 and Perl 5 for the object oriented

Uzbek and Croatian :(

(Tabs. The correct way to indent now and in the future is tabs.)

Lean and Swift

Rust and Nix

True. English and Chinese. 😂

If one of them is Go I will have opinions.

My punch cards are ready.

1. chinese 2. raw logits

COBOL and Javascript.

C++ and C# game devs are taking over, look out

The list of which two exist will change every 18 months, however.

One will be Markdown yuwakisa.com/markdown_is_...

They will both be JavaScript

javascript and bad javascript

Not many to choose from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Both of them are gay

lisp and C?

Swift and Swift2?

Rust and Markdown

java will never die paul

Death and taxes?

Haskell and Rust.

Actionscript 2.0 and Actionscript 3.0

COBOL and the other one. Probably COBOL++

javascript and typescript

C# and Assembly.

There'll just be one, Markdown

I think the coding language will prevail the most is called, AI.

English, and Chinese?

typescript and javascript