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😂😂😂

A-men

I think it's nice they put a Gigi Murin quote on a sweater.

Which is kinda remarkable, considering how long it's been since I actually listened to that bit. It's just permanently engraved on my brain.

Did AI write this?

What ???

bars

buy want sweat man shirt can where?

Sounds like a Charlie quote

Hmmm yes, yes, much to consider

All your base are belong to us

I absolutely need this

Tristan Tzara couldn't have said it better.

me after lobotomy

Put it in my tombstone.

Brain was not ready for this

Today in garments Kim Seokjin would wear.

"Give an man a fire he is warm for a a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life" Terry Pratchett

If Charlie Day ran Fanatics ...

Haha. I am not aware of the wisdom words behind this, and because it's so badly written, I can't even guess the meaning of it.

Paging the " Japan's most English " chick

Perhaps trite, but it’s more important than ever to buy a man eat fish.

Amen.

Reminds me of the Mr. T TV Funhouse cartoon on SNL: “If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don’t do milk – you can get work!”

my 14 yo son would love it to go with his T-shirt.

Omg the dubbed ones 😂

It’s hard to argue with that

Genuinely cackling reading it out loud over and over.

AI slop made out of chum. Bait or Cut Fish.

Reads like a Drumpf rally sounds

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?

Fish man might not want eat fish. Just putting that out there.

I need this now

I have thought about making a muddled-maxim sticker/magnet e-shop. But most people I know who dropship end up with a garage full of stuff.

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." - J. Danforth Quayle, Vice President of the United States (1989)

TAWK DAT SH!T! 🤣🤣🤣

This is breaking my brain

where can I buy this

Teach man fish he cook not starve

Only a fool would challenge this statement

No codding.

Buy fish bicycle

where the link at

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will be gone for the whole weekend.

cc/ @thegrugq.bsky.social

Is that...like...a nuntilligence test? 👇🤣

This is the perfect gift for my fish

@kimsokol.bsky.social

my brain done broke

“TO A LIFETIME”: movie tagline if i ever saw one

He Day, teach fish man

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Fish syntax.

I cry everytiem

japanese clothing be like:

*nods sagely*

Give a fish a man, That fish is dead.

You son of a fucking bitch.

Gotta be a Don Quixote find tho

You know what they say! Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a fish a man, it's too... much to eat, I have no idea where this was going 😅

Wiser never words spoken were.

I'm always saying this

Early AI

Am i having a stroke?

Did I just have a stroke

*nods sagely*

Words-wise

Das ist das Äquivalent zu Tattoos mit asiatischer Schrift bei Europäern. 😁

Well, you certainly can't argue with THAT message.

@phiro.bsky.social

There's a joke in there somewhere, but I didn't catch it.

This is so beautiful. I am sobbing.

words to live by

The thing is… I would totally wear that.

Why do they call it oven

So true.

This is what learning English feels like maybe

words to life by

It’s the fish man part that has me crying

Turns out it's not just the words that are important, you have to put them in the right order too.

Words to live by

@blooky15.bsky.social

Buy a man-eating fish

… or he might end up starting a religious cult that alters the course of civilization. 🤷🏻‍♂️

so true

Are you in wardrobe for a Kdrama?

First of all, his name is Aquaman.

couldn't myself better said have

Did … did a fish write this?

garment where purchase this i can

Is that The Orange Overlord’s new cognitive test? He’ll definitely fail that

Need to get the quote right

Not sure if they’re the originator but they’re the first place I saw it www.strikegently.co/products/buy... They’ve been selling this pin for years

SAY PIZZA TO DRUGS SAY NO TO YES

an infinite number of fishermen typing on typewriters…

A motto I love by

I'm deep and 😔 this is 14

Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take away his fish and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

Bames Nond is having a stronk

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