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I misinterpreted this before I saw the bobert tweet. Such drama!

Not even a bull-penis walking stick?

But some of them are hot and willing, and I get bored doing all the donor calls!

As a dude, all I've got is my staff, so..... Oh. OHHHHHHHH. I get it now.

In either meaning of the term.

Thou shalt not dip thy pen into the company inkwell

I don't know. I guess it's the voters that need to be disabused more than they do. I don't care if the people who did this are disabused (though I'd enjoy it) - incapacitated is more likely (in which case they lack the ability, whether they know it or not).

I’m assuming that this post is in regards to the Bobo situation, but I wouldn’t be the least bit shocked to learn that tRUMP was expecting his staff to be able to setup a meeting with Harpo Marx so that he could teach the Pedo Fuhrer how to play the harp😉😉😉😉🤣.

If I had staff I wouldn't fuck them, probably.

That's a good way to get splinters.

Truly. Don't fuck either one. 🙂

The people who need to read this aren't going to read this.

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end...

He probably means that in both of the ways that you're reading that sentence, everyone.

But what if I'm self-employed?

But it was Taco Tuesday!

At minimum, maybe because they meet lots of people and some of them want sex. For people who work for them, I assume it's worse - that they like the power of being able to compel sex from people who can't say no - and this band of boors isn't burdened by decency or conscience.

"you don't have to fuck people over to survive"

and if you do, then don't try and bribe them into silence. Don't try and deflect from your son's rape charges by yelling at reporters to find Jesus. Don't go to the theater and give your date a hand. And if you're in Colorado, don't vote for Bouncing Barbie Boebart.

Whats the point in having staff then. I thought that was just a ploy to weed out fuckable colleagues

😎

Is someone out there with this..?

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR ... and, therefore, what you doing later?

I AM staff - to two cats. 🙂

Oh goodness, who’s gone fishing in the company pond?

Especially not along with Matt Gaetz.

In any way.

Unless you're a self-proclaimed devout Christian who moralizes to others about family values and shit.

I have never once had an original thought goddamnit rofl

Boebert? That you?

Literally. Figuratively. Either. Both.

What I really want to know is which Broadway touring show was performing at the time?

Also, don’t elect culture warriors who you literally saw on video performing extremely lewd sex acts at a theater full of kids.

In either sense of either, obvious, word.

I always start to argue with this from my life, and then remind myself "edge cases are edge cases" Heh.

Wayyyy too pointy.

I haven't heard that phrase since it was uttered by Gandalf the White in Return of the King. Wizards would probably know a thing or two on the topic.

wouldn't be surprised to find out she's running a yogurt factory too

Don't staff your folks, fuck.

Me to the incoming freshman class of Wizard University.

I'm pretty sure I know what prompted this post, but there's at least one OTHER high profile thing that it could be too.

Or, given this specific scenario, don't dip your ink in the company...pen and ink? ~screams in abject horror as the metaphor falls apart, leaving one to one's awful imagination about the reality~

Said Moses to the Israelites

Evergreen

Thought we learned that political lesson in 1998.

yup. the work place is not the fuck place.

Then why the hell does it have a knob on the end!

As an archmage of the third circle I'll use my magic staff as I please, thank you

*tries to figure out what this is in reference to*

Wha- oh like people who work for you not like…🧙‍♂️

Literally or otherwise? Because I now have a boss who cares about his staff as humans and it’s fucking amazing.

"I'll get right to the point. It's come to my attention..."

Especially if you run a petting zoo or FBI bureau.

A meeting that also shouldn't be an email.

Tell that to Gandalf. Lol

Although I guess it would also be a problem if one denied them on that basis (e.g., “ You’ve shown extremely poor judgment by sexing with your boss. I’m giving the promotion to someone else.” —boss).

Or fuck with the staff, either. The old mafia maxim: "Never get your meat where you get your bread." oh, and don't hit on the staff's wives or daughters...

While I can understand how this rule applies well to other disciplines, I feel that this could negatively affect my process as a practicing dildomancer

Bobo?

Forgive my choice of words here but why is this hard?

Do you have so much as a part-time secretary? Anything resembling a staff? Editors don't count because that seems to be a unique relationship.

Don’t shit where you eat.

If you're one of the people who needs to read this, you probably aren't reading it.

Saw it multiple times in the Anchorage, Alaska tv newsroom I worked at. 🙄

But Love, Actually though? Richard Curtis said it would be okay!

This is the best laugh I’ve had in a WHILE! 🤣

😧😨😂😂😂😂😂

Superb.

YES

Wanking*

🏅

Sir.

Sage advice, seems.

damn like 3 people beat me to this, it was posted 1 minute ago, y'all got heat

Even if it seems like it might be fun - my dad did not heed this advice in the 70s and 80s, and the consequences are still working themselves out.

It's Wizard training 101. It's not clean and it's gonna get stuck somewhere embarrassing at some point

"He's right, you know."

You're not the boss of me.

Congrats you too can now work for the FBI…

Personally, I’M the staff for the four-leggers in my life.

For all senses of both "fuck" and "staff."

…do I want to know what prompted this🙃

Nor grope people in public theaters.

Still counts if it's made out of silicone

Good point.

#context

Nae shag yer shillelagh, lads.