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Keep On Shippin’

Surprise! Iran turned it into a tollway giving them a new giant revenue stream for them. I'm sure the rest of the world won't blame Trump and the Fascist GOP. Not.

I'll take an ounce of that Iranian Grass

Don took the third one. ( #NSFW )

Brilliant

“Nobody rides for free, man, this Chevy cost me beaucoup. I bet the wheels alone are worth more than your V-Dub.” - Any high school parking lot Circa 1978

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Honestly, given how much oil moves through Hormuz, I’d almost believe they’re looking for new revenue streams. Shipping costs are already a nightmare with all the naval escorts.

“I came here to kick some ass and ship some oil…looks like we’re almost out of oil”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏾….. precious memories !!! I believe that strategy worked during the Vietnam and Korean Wars…. I can’t remember, I sacrificed a hellava lot of brain cells in the 70’s . Thank God for Rehab !!! 👍🏾

Freedom isn’t free!

Iran doing a roaring trade in Hormuz season tickets.

Give Iran our ass and throw in the elephant for free. Win-win

They have plenty of cash and grass there. Bring forth the ass!

Lolololololol hahaha 😆 😂 🤣

No one sails for free.

Although it's much easier to bypass Dover & go round the British Isles. But this would still cost operators more than at present.

we have a volunteer, he'll take the third option

Motto of clan trump.

all timer

The whole world is paying the US 15% in tariffs btw

Hey, it's their Straight. You gotta pay to play. Just like Donnie, selling Gold-plated Citizenship cards. Same, same. Only different.

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I know right.

Did someone say "ass"? Here, piggy!

Sharif he do like it! 😏

The kids won’t get that.

Came here to say the same thing.

They’re the ones with the gas 😂

Can we petition Iran to demand release of Trump-Epstein files as one of their ceasefire conditions?

📍Miami, FL

How many black eyed virgins are they charging for an oil tanker?

I haven't heard that one since I lived in Austin years ago. Still tracks though.

Well said.

It’s “gas, grass or ass”! 😂

Honestly, all jokes aside, every ship passing through there carries goods regular people rely on. Any new “fee” means higher prices for people who have nothing to do with these power plays.

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And I trust you no farther than you would be thrown

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Is this the new standard for 'non-consensual' exchange? If you don't settle the debt in 'donkeys,' the gate stays shut. So much for the rules of international commerce.

Insurance premiums move before navies do. That spread is the real signal. #Hormuz #Oil Tracking this daily on the channel: youtube.com/papertrailgeo

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Omg

The onion fucking rules. I need another subscription like I need a mole rat in my bed but I got that print subscription. Couldn’t help it. Can’t wait for my first copy to arrive

Bwaaaa hahaha 🤣 😂

Pulitzer!!!

Thats actually a great idea.. for American ships they should ask for Noem and Bondi's asses..they not working hard these days

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President Donald J. Trump delivers a message on Holy Week Americans have never had it so good

Plenty of asses in Washington.

Entrepreneurship Persian-style!

Iran's refusal to negotiate amid escalating Strait of Hormuz tensions helps explain new fees and the current standoff. https://theboard.world/article/iran-no-negotiations-us-israeli-war/

I hear that some of them sailin' men got some cute booties!!

if they renamed it the Gay of Hormuz, Trump & Hegseth wouldn’t want anything to do with it!!!

"nobody rides for free"

The funny thing is that the IRGC regularly accepted bribes in beer for folk the caught fishing in the straights of Hormuz back before the war.

no pasaran?

The petro-ass becomes the new reserve currency.

A HA. The belligerent regime never expected these reactions from the Iranians.

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA 🤣

Livin' on the Edge - Aerosmith

So, same as it's been since the dawn of time?

Lmfao!

That's what happens when you replace an old and feeble Ayatollah Khamanei with a young and hip Ayatollah Khamanei. www.facebook.com/share/v/1CNf...

War crime 😂 ew

It's the 70's all over again.

Lol

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The art of the deal 😉

OMG!!! LOL!

Well, with Trump, that's a lotta badonkadonk.

France chose ass!

OMG, thank you for the chuckle. And as a old lady, brought back many a fine memory from the '60's, lol.

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Can I do deferred grass? I really need that fertilizer first.

Fair.

Trump better lube up…

They work for ICE?

"Grab em by the p..."

The Sixties coming back. Great again🦖

The phrase is “Ass, gas, or grass.”

I'm sure they'll dispose of it there.

We'll let whoever handles his diapers deliver him.

So they're talking in terms that Hegseth is actually capable of understanding?

No one rides for free, bubba. Cough it up!

“I’ll go in on that with you guys.” - Donald Trump probably.

Nobody rides for free

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I don’t care 🤷‍♀️ who u r: that’s funny 😄.

As Kyle Kinane said: “I didn’t have any cash. I’d smoke all my grass. So what I now have is a real open mind…”

“…nobody rides for free”

Nobody rides for free!

You know we could have flooded Iran with all the seized cocaine and heroin, and accomplished more than Trump did

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And they got weed and money

Hell yeah 420 Smoke weed and American fighter jets every day.

I mean, honestly, nobody bombs for free after all

“Ok Pete you’ve had anal beads up your ass before time to take one or two for the team” - DJT

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I mean, YES, we should, but also fuck he's pathetic.

Weird since Trump already seems to be doing a pretty thorough job of fucking the US…

if only we could get out of this for that cheap

Nice

Nobody rides for free!

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Originally Gas, Grass, or Ass - No One Rides for Free. Wouldn't work though as the US is by far the world's largest oil producer.