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My household used to call him "evil Dennis" because My grandpa was named Dennis. honestly anyone with the name Denis should not be allowed to be evil, its just an objectively not evil name

So what you're suggesting is we need teen girls who can hack to save the world

Nedry was probably smarter.

I can always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs. 🦖

🤔

Hmmmm…

Honestly, with all the ways we could die in the immediate future, I'd be good with dinos.

Lets hope all such people come to the same sticky end!

Musk is a sociopathic, racist oligarch, who turned his dad's ill-gotten fortune into a larger ill-gotten fortune. Please don't call him a computer nerd. Some of us earned that title. All he has ever done on a computer is fraud. He can't even play video games honestly, let alone program something.

Nedry fucks me every pinball round

Yep. And now we're living through it in real life.

Probably smarter, too.

If you kill a raptor and claim self-defence damn near everyone will believe you. Kill a Tech Bro, regardless of whether their creations are automatically denying healthcare to millions through an AI algorithm, and somehow self-defence becomes up for debate.

At least being chased by aggressive mutant dinosaurs makes me feel something other than disgust, exhaustion, and occasionally homicidal rage

🤔

Or I was trying to “yes and” your joke and you weren’t having it. Not everyone who comes in with a new idea, has missed the first one. Getting really sick of these oversimplified conversations.

Yeah, that was such an improbable situation, never happen in real life.

Hmmm…sounds familiar

Ah yes. (Badge by @darrencullen.bsky.social)

Really, that sounds exactly like DOGE. Vicky, am I dreaming, and any minute will wake up and Harris is president? 🙏

🥴

I'll call him Luigi

Sounds fitting

But if I recall correctly, that ended really well for him, right?

Sounds like someone we know?

Except in reality the consequences weren’t dinosaurs rampaging around destroying everything……..but a fat guy who doesn’t know how to tie a tie.

If I remember correctly, the electric cars in the book failed and he stole one of the two gas vehicles on the island in his escape. Hmm

Oh

Yup!

Sounds Doge to me

As usual, where's a dilophosaurus when you need one?

Chrichton is just smart enough to be really really wrong about a lot of stuff. Re-read The Lost World a while back and hoo-boy.

Yeah, State of Fear was...uhh...a trip.

Having just read the book, it's kinda bleak listening to his author insert Ian Malcolm rail against science and talk about how we don't need it anymore. Def some warning signs there lol

I see what you did there

Spared no expense

Bloody computer nerds! They’re all the same! So best not dangle a job opportunity at X in front of me… 🤓

If only there were still dilophosauruses around today...

UNIX

I hope those acid spitting dinosaurs eat Elon too

I would be easy more okay if it was dinosaurs causing the problem.

When you see how big they built the gates, you know they were meant to get out.

🤔

What happens to that guy? I forget

Where's our "Clever Girl"??? We need some heroes to kill and eat these republican assholes.

“I’m totally unappreciated in my time.”

reply sounding like a Stan Lee cover blurb for a 1 issue character

so unlikely, so Hollywood... wait, I've been handed a note...

and then he dies 🤞

Still relevant huh

Hammond spends the movie telling everyone they spared no expense but Nedry who thinks he’s underpaid and under appreciated gets turned down for raises. Eventually looks to get his money from stealing from his employer.

He gets eaten by a dinosaur. It's one of the best parts of the movie. Here's hoping...

Yeah - he didn’t make it off the island. Cautionary tale, I would say.

Life ah ah finds a way.

Funny how changing life events change the way we perceive art. We never see exactly the same movie or read exactly the same book twice.

Yasss! I thought it was just me

Basically the plot of Henrik Ibsen's "an enemy of the people" where the town doctor tries to close down the local spa due to contaminated water, but the local politicians tries to shut him up.

And somehow wins re-election...

And In space… 😍

Prescient.

an analogy for the ages.

I hate to think what would leak out of that man

Pure escapism!

Was Musk in that???

Musk's a "fan" of whatever bit of pop culture it seems other people are fans of. i bet he even spent a week or so pretending to really love Morbius until someone told him it was a joke.

Was watching it today thinking pretty much the same thing.

Thank heavens that could never happen in real life.

Fucking Dennis.

Self loathing

The real people eating dinosaur was capitalism all along.

In the book, yeah.

That’s easy for easy for you you to say.

Nedry is one of the federal employees doing 15 people’s jobs after the other 14 were deemed inefficient.

Better character, perhaps, but not more iconic.

Yeah that does sound familiar

It's not in the film, but at least the billionaire gets eaten in the book.

Dinos and leopards both enjoy a face to eat on occasion.

Bingo.

When life imitates art…

When the corp. lawyer was eaten by T. Rex, people cheered in the theaters. There's a new T Rex in town. 🟧 👑 He's deranged & out of control. He schemes & lies constantly. He'll run you down-just to tear you apart. He's controlled by vile urges. He IS CLOSER than you think. Outsmart the 🟧 monster‼️

#TeamDino

I'd still rate the attorney being eaten in a bathroom stall as the best part, but this is definitely a close second.

The People might play the part of the dinosaur. #eattherich #letthemeatcake

Totally unrealistic. Could never happen in real life. Trump: "Hold my beer..."

Interesting the same - 'nerd gone bad' theme presents in Geostorm, apart from the shitstain Musk, in his yet to be released mini series "Spingtime for Elon". I wonder if there other examples of the 'Nerd gone Bad' genre in cinema?

Why does that seem so familiar?🤔

This..

So 2025 in concept

I hope it comes to the same end.

Sounds like DOGE