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Irony is . . . dead. They just killed it with this. Like literal point blank, back of the skull, in front of everybody.

Sounds like paying it forward in Dunning-Krugerrands, there.

And these same folks, who believe every politicized scrap they've heard since kindergarten, "don't trust the gub'ment" when it teaches them science.

at first I thought this was a joke because this government is stealing in the true spirit of the holiday.

Both can be true

Wow, that is just breathtakingly clueless.

They also don’t realize that he was a slave trader and a tyrant.

No.

Going to the nearest Fed building today and claim I discovered it. Anyone within will now be subject to my rule. I promise to be benevolent as needed, but some degree of subjugation may be required.

What is a better example of "poetic justice" than to designate this date as indigenous peoples day? Columbus was a brutal and cruel invader who mistreated the inhabitants of the lands he "discovered". He behaved, not as a guest, and even kidnapped some as trophies when he returned home.

These people are going to take the last of my sanity.

Columbus didn’t “discover” America, people already lived here. He enslaved, tortured, and killed Indigenous Taíno, launching centuries of genocide and colonization. Myths of heroism erase this. Indigenous Peoples’ Day honors survival, truth, and humanity over conquest.

That GOTTA be satire. I mean, it’s dark humor, but certainly no one would say something like it in seriousness, riiiight?? 😬

"Almost nailed it." - Steve Dallas, Bloom County

If you like Columbus Day do not read his diaries

Happy Find Your Own Instead of Stealing Day!

I just...um...

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Some people just have no insight or critical thinking ability.

That's hilarious.

Why isn't this level of stupid physically painful? I ask you...

WILD

I'm guessing the irony is lost on AJ

Isn't stealing in the spirit of Columbus?

Irony is only one of the many deaths for which MAGA’s responsible.

The lack of irony is strong in this one.

Lol

So close to getting it

Amazing. The cognitive dissonance there is actually, honestly staggering.

these numpties own themselves no sport at all

The "all 12 years olds" theory is real.

Yes, you read that right, this holiday was originally enacted because of how badly we had treated immigrants. It seems not much has changed since 1891. Shameful on so many levels at once...

pfffffft

This guy should be publicly caned.

xD If it was ironic it'd be funnier

Oh ffs 🤦‍♀️

Ha! Amazing 😂

I have questions which I definitely don't want the answers to 😂😂

Do you think AJ knows that it's only been a federal holiday for 54 years? Or that we can make new holidays whenever we want because they're all made up?

Columbus even stole the reward he promised his sailors for seeing landmass.

George Floyd and Charlie Kirk share the same birthday and they want to turn it into a Charlie Kirk remembrance day. I'd rather honor Floyd instead.

they stole Christmas from the pagans wtf does this guy want lol

There is No defense for Columbus Day. Where you know better you should do better

Can’t wait for their reaction to Christmas, Halloween, and Easter

JFC. There really is no self awareness!

Irony is dead

incredible content

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Oh, the irony, it burns.

The folks that didn't understand the Sopranos checking in every Indigenous People's day.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day to all First Nation peoples out there. Am for one forever ashamed at injustices brought upon you in the past, those you face in the present, and the indigniies you may experience in the future. Your resilience is admirible and honorable. Peace my brothers and sisters.

I would like to submit this as evidence that irony cannot kill.

antonio jramsci west

Actually the people celebrating Columbus Day were really backwards and violent to each other. They should be thanking us for makingntheir life better.

Nooooooo one cares about this culture war holiday naming nonsense. They don’t grasp this.

Nope, you have to give them some shiny crap from Shein or Amazon.

@trendingworld.bsky.social

Irony eats itself yet again

What is even more interesting is that Columbus didn't come to North America - only into the Caribbean. And obviously the Italians have more of a clout than the Irish, since St. Patricks Day isn't a national holiday.

Willfully-willful ignorance

"as designated by the federal goverment" who cares? Lmao

Today's word is irony......

Go back to Italy immigrant

It must hurt to be this stupid AJ

Man sometimes I wish I could go back to those times.

The lack of self-awareness is rivaled only by the depth of the stupid.

Their iron knees are failing.

Well, not even discovering it. Really.

Manifest destiny, one might say!

Oh, no you didn't! 🤣

Speaking of discovering, we just rediscovered columbus' lost ship...

🫡

Columbus wasn't even American he is from the socialist country of Italy

@ziibiing.com Somebody *wants* Columbus day? It's easy to see why Trump issued a proclamation on Columbus's behalf -- Columbus is practically the patron saint of D students. He thought the Earth was shaped like (cough) a female breast. Look at a map of the route he took, and you realize that […]

For some reason I’m curious what AJ thinks of Juneteenth

The irony is lost on the moron class.

Chef's kiss of irony

Oh the irony.

No self-awareness at all.

I'm claiming his post for Spain.

I wonder how “AJ West” would react to learning that it was made a statutory holiday to celebrate Italian-American IMMIGRANTS?

I do not celebrate indigenous peoples day, nor do I celebrate, acknowledge, or honor any day dedicate to Shithead Columbus.

this is the same shit as Christmas and Hanukah, that the UK morons had a meltdown over

Oh the irony 🤦‍♀️

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Well, didn't Trump say we have too many holidays? Get to work, you slackers!

yuck.

Pagan side-eye at Christians on Christmas and Easter…

15th century conquerors were all stealing. Indians, Africans, Asians, you name it. Liberal progressives were not invented for a few more centuries.

This from the all lives matter crowd.

Amazing

The same people want today to be Charlie Kirk day