🧟‍♂️ BRIIIAAAANNNSS!!! 🧟

I'm fairly certain both Brennan Lee Mulligan and Wario knew what a pansexual is.

I almost want just four years of pure revenge. Double stuff pack the court like eight new justices, withhold disaster funds from red states but give them to blue municipalities in those states, try to destroy car dealerships altogether, treat rich sex pests like Rs treat immigrants, etc.

the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center

OK guys that was totally my bad, I was drinking a Green Bay-area beer area during the first half and switched to a quality NE Minneapolis beer for the second half. Lesson learned!

it’s fine to laugh at Milo being locked up by ICE just like I think it’s fine to laugh at the car dealership owners that thought being a rich republican guy would protect their much younger third wife from being deported. It’s a simple case of “get fucked, idiot” imo and isn’t condoning anything.

Minnesotans love our third spaces, we love our special events, we love our little treats, we love Doing Our Civic Duty, and we love anything we can claim is *distinctly Minnesotan* whether it is or not, and the MN State Fair is like the center of allllllllllll those Venn Diagram circles at once.

there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird.

"I wanted to have a cat furniture superstore, and I’ve finally achieved it," owner Darryl Michaelson beams. racketmn.com/the-cat-is-m...

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

America’s real state fair starts August 27th. Plan accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter.

Imagine being like, "No, I could not win in a fight against a man who's about to turn 80 and does not exercise ever"

I know in the minds of Democrats the ballroom, the arch, the golden statues, putting his name on everything are nothingburger issues next to health care or whatever, but they’re actually a lot easier to grasp and firmly demonstrate how ABNORMAL this all is.

The policy juice in terms of increasing birth rates without doing anything horrific is pretty clearly getting people who already have one or two kids to go “ehh fuck it what’s another”, but everyone wants to litigate culture war shit about the childless

What kind of sorcery happened to the Twins at the start of the Tigers series?

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy: There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

This checks out, if I were in charge 90% of the federal budget would be spent on science and technology and the entire landmass would be covered by a system of railroads.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Really proud of Fox 9 for this thumbnail.

Sens Jon Husted (R-OH) & Bernie Moreno (R-OH) both got big payments from Les Wexner and then on cue started to disparage investigations into the Epstein files. This is how the corrupt system works.

“Donald Trump wants to take $10B of your money as a taxpayer, that’s him personally stealing $30 out of everyone you know’s pocket” has to poll at Assad Election numbers as messaging

it's grim, but the reality is that Trump wants more innocent people to die here in the Twin Cities and the GOP majorities in both chambers of Congress are either ambivalent about more lives being taken or outright support it

it’s difficult to overstate how much the next generation of Republicans is worse we’re seeing a little of it bleed into the current admin with their social media interns but basically every young person actively engaged in Republican politics is a psychotic freak who should be exiled from society

DFL legislators need to insist on a compensation fund of tens of millions of dollars to offset economic harms of the ICE siege. It infuriates me that Mercado Central has to hold a $500,000 bake sale to hold onto their building. Tens of fucking millions.

next he’s going to tell us we have a tradition of mounting bayonet charges into a human sea of seditionists and heroically turning the tide in America’s most epochal conflicts as the battle hymn of the republic plays in the background, and also that’s bad

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

"A U.S. Customs and Border Patrol employee was charged with drunken driving in St. Paul after a state trooper found him passed out in a car Tuesday morning 'covered in vomit.'"

A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social

NEW from @justinrohrlich.bsky.social: “I’m not surprised this happened,” Ilhan Omar attacker Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother said. “Not at all. Unfortunately, he and my mother are both right-wing extremists.” "In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t," he added. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Boy, I sure don’t like the Vice President insulting the life I live by calling it meaningless

People who say this are clearly speaking aspirationally about a shared American creed they hold dear. “Have you heard of the Trail of Tears?” is not a very helpful response, because they probably have and the priority right now is moral opposition to fascism and not fake-educating each other.

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

The attacker is Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, Indiana.

Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall. He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

Anna Brauch said an ICE agent grabbed her by handcuffs, and used all his strength to yank her repeatedly around the car. She told him: “You're breaking my hands, you’re breaking my hands.” He told her: “I don’t fucking care. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.” (6) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

I mean, get the name & address of the random Minnesotan who was interviewed saying "It's fucking nuts!" and "I gotta work in the goddamn morning just like everybody else" and at this point he might out-poll Newsom.

I feel pretty misunderstood by people living in rural areas, and yet mysteriously, this isn’t considered a problem. I’m sick of putting up with this idiotic display of obeisance to chucklefucks simply because they live in rural areas.