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my name is jeffrey

there's a cat tree in my house (1/6)

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

this is the funniest thing i've ever read

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The Attempt

At chili’s

Cal Raleigh:

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

This is basically how my brain is set up at this point

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

My main takeaway of the Pretti assassin name leaks is they’re both long term veterans of 12 and 8 years respectively They weren’t six month new hires Tear down all of DHS

toner low (29 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

A major newspaper publishing guide to help people identify the munitions their government is using against them is a real "Late Republic America" timepeice that future historians will comment on.

Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino discovered to have been one child in a trenchcoat

pweh

the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now

A lot of people are going to preface tu-tutting tweets with variants on the theme of "Maduro was no angel" and it's very important to have the moral clarity to understand that these people are the lowest form of coward imaginable

This is an extremely interesting article about the collapse of early farming societies across Europe around ~5000 BC. We like to think of prehistoric times as being largely peaceful, but it seems early civilisations weren't immune to ritualistic violence & cultural collapse.

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts. Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes. Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao

They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough

everything is like this now. everything. is like this now.

the cowls of mice

HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

Former President Joe Biden was just spotted on the streets of Los Angeles running up to chuck a cinder block through the front window of a Sweetgreen. PLEASE beware that the protests may be filled with such dastardly agents provocateurs.

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

Lunch sketch.

I kept seeing that nasty AI starter pack doll trend and it was great to see so many artists reject it by recreating it with actual hand drawn versions! I decided to make a physical one instead AI is a poisoned chalice. IP theft and environmental impact aside, it hurts art and you don’t need it!