melloween

when i post every five minutes that means i'm supposed to be doing something else

Happy Black Cat Day to all those who celebrate

this is why i labeled ours

The replies and quotes to this were full of polio vaccine and antibiotics but dudes. Smallpox. We eradicated smallpox so hard that people don't even think about it anymore. A disease that is estimated to have killed 300 million people in the 20th century alone is just GONE.

on it 🫡

blocking just isn’t a super serious thing, it doesn’t have to be saved for a massive transgression “I didn’t enjoy interacting with this person on the internet” is a perfectly good reason now you won’t find each other annoying anymore, everyone wins

Listening to a report about Google chopping down a quarter of a million trees in Finland to build a data centre while washing out yoghurt pots for the recycling

People has named Sexiest Man Alive, so it’s time for vintage nerds to name their Sexiest Man Dead! In past contests, Toshiro Mifune and Paul Newman have taken top honors. Who are your picks?

Tonight raise a glass to Vasily Arkhipov, as you probably owe him your life. On this day in 1962 he persuaded his submarine captain not to launch a nuclear torpedo during the during the Cuban Missile Crisis. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_...

PacMed Building Not Haunted, Just Has Resting Tower-of-Terror Face: tinyurl.com/2h7fk5xs

i'm straight but

nathan fielder interviewed by isaac chotiner

in case u missed it: uggi

ctrl+c+c+c+c+c+c to make sure it actually copies

perfect, no notes

I thought this whole selling of indulgences thing was settled a while ago.

Cheesecake Factory made a bold artistic choice and provoked a genuine emotion in the viewer. Love it or hate it, decorating a cheesecake restaurant to look like a pre-Sumerian ziggurat worshipping a cosmic squid is the core of what it means to be human

Evangelical women are why I will never accept the Victorian claptrap that women are softer and gentler and less prone to violence, the better and wiser sex. Nobody commits to hate like someone who knows their only avenue to express power is over children.

Bluesky has five kinds of users

it is 9:32 am and we already have two (2) incidences of "talk to the person who triaged the ticket instead of the person it is assigned to" is this just how this works now. have i missed a memo

Take the Brazilians' advice, please don't quote or amplify horrible people, amplify voices on the side of sanity and progress

fuck I will never forget how kind he was to a very small trekkie and her mom at their first con in the late 80s. ok i'm at the office i can't cry right now

No we aren’t. We’ve been Xennials and The Oregon Trail Generation forever, nobody is trying to make Gen Goonie happen.

At the resurrection everyone from the St Nick's churchyard is gonna be straight up out of the ground and absolutely SPRINTING towards the horizon due to the copious amount of meth that's been stashed in their ribcages.

i can buy weed at the store instead of some shady guy’s apartment

17. Generally in gaming having the option for suboptimal builds is actually ideal Sometimes this can lead to far more enjoyable gameplay

A polycule is just a group of people who use polyhedral dice, right?

no star shines on its own

as always: video was a mistake, text is the only safe way to interact with Online

American Constance chain-smokes like it's the source of all her power.

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

punkin dunkin

I think it was Bambi, and I was like four. you know, the one where his mom gets shot in the beginning, on the big screen. I'm sure that went fine. First one I *remember* going to was Little Mermaid...I was psyched because the theater had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the marquee, but *no*.

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

The three rules of the Moopsy. 1. "Oh, fuck the Moopsy is free!" 2. "You dont understand, the Moopsy drinks your bones!" 3. "Run, run for your lives!" ~ Narj, former Managerie owner

We gotta make a chart of all the founding fathers and how obsessed they would be with internet porn on one axis and Doritos on the other.