Esau Sawingwood

Who is the patriot that will show trump a clip of William Contreras at the plate

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

Republicans every fucking day:

Troy and Joe won’t even mention Quinyon Mitchell taking a people’s elbow right to his lil cowboy

Something I wish more people would realize.

it's like watching a forest creature stand up and address you by your full name

They moved the Ro⭐️Tel y’all

Saw a cool Japanese baseball hashtag that was all majestic home runs. Posting the coolest one I saw

Saw an old guy with the craziest drip today

bluesky if you want to be the app for sports the video uploader cannot crash this often

OK, fine....

"So the guy called himself a king" *muffled gasps from the panel* "and he sent thousands of soldiers to quarter in my city" *Washington audibly whispers "what the f-"* "and so we, like, formed this system where we'd call up people within a minute or two if they showed up" Paul Revere: hell yes

"In the end, barely $13 of your $100 buys real airtime or digital ads." newrepublic.com/article/2163...

The biggest single reform the next democratic Congress could make is to ban dual-class shares. Tech companies would become substantially more beholden to market forces and founders could be forced out if they failed in their fiduciary duties.

The thing with the billionaires is they won’t fucking leave us alone. It would be one thing if they made some product or service, fucked off, paid their bills and paid for rivers of cocaine or gold covered loincloths or whatever. But they insist society be structured around their every whim.

Mega-donors giving $1M+ make up 54% of GOP fundraising so far this cycle. It’s not just billionaires lining up for Trump’s open air auction of federal policy and contracts. The GOP also spammed and grifted its own small-dollar base into oblivion.

the other thing is that conservatives resolutely do not see the purpose of education as providing social mobility but as reifying and deepening existing inequalities of status. they are as hostile to low income students getting admission to elite institutions as they are black ones.

there's an accidental Craig Finn in here somewhere

Jordan Love threw for 109 yards on a 90-yard drive.

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a pic of a boat you like.

They look like they were about to go for a field goal....

"shouldn't be this hard" is an all-encompassing, feel-it-in-your-bones summary of modern American life -- of difficulties big and small, existential and annoying -- that should be at the core of every Democratic candidate's message for years to come.

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Lion channel

That $366 million Elon is spending to try and convince voters that Congress should stay Republican? It's more money than McCain's 2008 campaign spent. But it's also, relative to Musk's net worth, the same as a household at the median income spending $32.

this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party

Before December 1st, there will be a presidential golf cart waiting at the stairs of AF1/Marine 1 for every landing. Book it

The CTA has unveiled a 1950s neon-style sign at a revamped Blue Line stop. buff.ly/5Ifslf9

De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit, Donald Trump, tries to take our voice and power away, what do we tell him? Keep your fucking hands off our vote.

Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.

I think it is crucial for the health of the Democratic party that the entire consultant class from previous administrations, including and especially Clinton, be told to go home and stop bothering people. They are wrong about everything and have been holding the party back for decades.

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

I love doing this when I see quotes from these people

Youth pastor voice

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

They should release old episodes of Car Talk on vinyl.