Shatner's bassoon

It’s bolsonover

Why did they call it a pumpkin patch and not a gourden

[Oouija board starts shaking and screeching] Hold on I gotta take this

A gangly looking pūkeko chick out for a stroll at Western Springs this morning. 🪶🇳🇿

Cunting Morrissey's Trouser Chipolata It's 3:00AM

A distictly British approach to artificial intelligence

3/4 @sianushka.bsky.social The uk govt was forced to accept gays in the military by ECtHR in 2000. It was absolutely not govt policy. Political credit where it's due, please

Old boy has gone in with both barrels: what do you think about Brexit, what do you think about Scottish independence. Not really waiting for an answer before musing about whether ‘referendum’ is a gerund. “You’re a lawyer, you did Latin-“ and he is disappointed to learn otherwise

I must say this piece I wrote in August has aged extremely well. We’re not ready for the AI security crisis. takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/the-case-f...

imagine being the one person in the world who pays a thousand pounds to meet Amol Rajan, and taking him back to your house that is covered in Joe Orton-style collages of Amol Rajan and showing him the tattoo of his face on your upper thigh and how unfair it will be when you also go to prison

Ladybird wisdom "Sometimes it can be hard to choose" ‘Chocolate and Cocoa’ (1977) Artist BH Robinson

The trade unions resisting a political donations cap in the UK are ragged-trousered philanthropists. Thanks to their delusion that a system allowing limitless donations enhances their power, they're in danger of handing the country to the far-right parties that billionaires support. Burnham must act

Not sure if this is deliberate irony, but the FT has put this as a premium article, so that poor people can't read it!

I just misread Celebrity Traitors as Celebrity Trousers and was for 0.5 seconds, ooh, they're making TV for ME.

Oh, happy Caturday, by the way

I finally had enough down time to photograph “ghost forest”, my big sculpture from my October firing. The results were just spectacular!

Look at this WILD executive suite "pedestal pod" I found in one of my tours of the city in a convertible

Block this bullshit meme slop account

If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/random PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

I think policymakers fundamentally misunderstanding the problems we're facing with disordered information is much more of a risk than a failing Russian disinformation campaign.

Everyone will treat this outcome as a surprise when it happens. But it is clearly visible right now.

Find this sort of thing fascinating because if any of these things did exist it would violate all natural laws, The Standard Model, and everything we know scientifically about the nature of reality.

It's embarrassing for Silicon Valley that this has to even be said. But it does. I'm also embarrassed for them that they can't grasp the human mind and its extension, human society, are indivisible. You can't separate intelligence from who and what we are.

My personal western cultural canon starts with this. What's top of yours? youtu.be/18ifdidR8QA?...

Suella Braverman selling 106 copies of her book after all that publicity is so delicious.

It would seem the Home Office has now acquired the ability to impose, without visibility or accountability, shadow bans on students coming to British universities from particular countries. How? Because of the interaction between indiv visa decisions (made by HO alone) and visa rules for unis 1/?

A conservative Danish politician explains why it his impossible for Europeans to view an America governed by Trump as an ally.

My guess? Cheese theft.

A new Handbook of Evolutionary Psychology has just been published, in which it is claimed that the human species is polytypic: not only is race biologically meaningful but the races are distinct enough to be considered subspecies. Published by Elgar. In 2026.

Simultaneously here and in the latest @privateeyenews.bsky.social 🤨

Gonna start a video series where I visit so-called “no go areas” with my Nan 🤭

Roses are red Knights carry shields

"I hate that fucking bear"

oh look, it's Fedward

On this day 20 years ago, Russian journalist Anna Politkovskaya was murdered in Moscow, on Putin’s 54th birthday. She had spent years reporting on Putin’s Russia and exposing atrocities committed during Russia’s war in Chechnya. Dozens of journalists have been killed for their work under Putin.

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed.