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95.8%….definitely 95.8%…Wapner on at 7…Kmart sucks…

An astonishing percentage of people who get through med school are innumerate.

clowns - these are not serious ppl

I attempted to do this math, and I rent a tear in the fabric of reality, rocketing me into a different dimension. I am just a line now.

He can't calculate a simple percentage? He probably doesn't want to say it's only 95% because his king will be mad it's not 1500%.

I always hated subtracting 10! We didn't have calculators when I was in school.

Alaxa says it 96% discount and that didn't have a $500,000 10 year medical degree. It only cost $25. What a schmuck.

This man went to med school but can't do math to figure percentages?

Creeping Brain worm disease #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

That the face of one MISERABLE sob.

A roughly 96% reduction is too high to calculate? I thought Trump was promising reductions of 1000% or more. Also, Oz doesn't "know what the math is on" what percentage 10 is of 242? Seriously?

You’re probably right.

Does he mean a 96% reduction? Yeah, I guess that's too high to calculate - like I just did🙄 Does he know there's a calculator on his phone?

*sigh* they can’t be that stupid, it’s just not possible…

Don’t know if he’s a dolt, but pretty sure he’s a conman.

I can figure it out in my head.

at least

He’s too dumb to calculate that?! Lmao

It's easy. You take one load of BS and subtract a crudite platter.

Mistaking the federal government for a QVC spot selling supplements to homebound seniors.

Probably can't even calculate that with a computer like nobody has ever seen before. It will be years before we know the answer to that, and the person who comes up with the answer will get the Nobel Prize, I'm sure. It will probably be President Trump himself.

If only Einstein were alive today. He'd solve that for us. All we have is Epstein. Oh, wait

This is the weirdest infomercial I have ever seen.

There is no price tag on it, so no it’s not her.

Ivanka

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Omg 😂😂😂😂

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When your neck needs its own pronouns…

Mulva?

Stop posting these. I can't unsee them.

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Infinity %

Well in second grade math we just subtracted the 10 from 242 ,, guess that’s over your head

caculate?

Discounted so much that they literally broke math. MAGA!

I literally failed 4th grade math, and only passed Calc 2 in college because I promised the professor I'd never take another math class. And even I can figure out that percentage decrease.

"Cackulate"?

Usually I'm happy not to carry the decimal to fourteen places when I'm dealing with amounts under a million dollars.

"Math is hard"

Fuck this fucking hack

That would be a 95.9% discount. Pretty easy to calculate.

Sir, speak for yourself. Many Americans can still calculate that quite easily.

Does maga math not go that high? Or is it that you're just lying? 🙄

The problem is that Trump promised a 1500% discount or something like that, and this is not that, so he can't say the real number.

And he graduated from medical school? I am pretty sure there's a robust math requirement.

He can try, but he can't out-handsome Captain Kangaroo

A cabal of shameless, carnival barkers and grifters is running the government of the most important nation on earth ke it's a TV reality show. None of them could run and organization with any competence, honesty or integrity. If we survive, we may never recover from this. GOP is 100% responsible.

Well, get out a fuckin' cackulator then. It's not rocket science, doctor.

These are the guys who think drug prices can be decreased 600%.

A once respected doctor has sold his soul for a role as a suck up. That’s about 96% decrease. 242 x 4% or .04. So hard to figure out.

It’s got to be a 2 million % discount

Too chicken to admit the drop is less than 100% .

"We need business people running the country like a company"

What is it that is allegedly being discounted?

Pretty sure it's less than 1500%

About 96%

It’s hard to believe he once was eligible to enter medical school, did, matriculated, went thru residency and fellowship, became a cardiothoracic surgeon and now can’t do or even find someone else to do 5th grade math.

Morons

Idiot. I have a calculator on my 5 year-old phone.

No, you’re just stupid.

He can't say it's 95.86%, because it would contradict the orange fuckwit who said it was 500, 600, 800%

About 30 seconds, fire up calculator.

It’s too much for me to show my work here, but I came up with Release The Epstein Files.

95,87 %. You're welcome.

JFC. (Shakes head).

Cackulate?

WTF??? Can't calculate it? Are they that stupid,or do they think we are???? This is just some sad,pitiful shit

Or maybe you're too high to calculate, Dr. Oz.

I mean does mathematics actually exist? I've never seen it, what's 1 plus 1 ? Nobody knows..

Is Dr Oz a moron? I'm not saying he is I'm just posing a hypothetical possibility

I don't even know what to say about this...

Pay no attention to the man who should be behind a curtain.

Fucking moron and probably pedo.

That’s a 1000% discount!

"It's too high to cakulate."

Same vibes

Oh look another math genius. At least we know Trump’s daddy paid for his “business degree.”

Since a lot of us calculated this pretty quickly, maybe it's Dr. Oz who's too high.

#republicansareidiots

Now what the hell this bulk is...

What the actual fuck is he talking about? And what the fuck does he mean that the math is too high to calculate?! JFC. 🤦🏻‍♂️

that the L, often before a vowel, goes to a palatal L (like in Italian «ta_gli_atelle» - the correct pronunciation sounds faintly reminiscent of the «lli» in «million» which can sometimes sound like «miyen») and then becomes a palatal glide like in «yes».

I tend to expect more from someone who purportedly took science and math classes at post-secondary level. I just wanted to show how ridiculous his statement is, how toady.

Or 232/242

Uh, you’re supposedly a DOCTOR, Underbaby Oz??!!

Mehmet went to Harvard and UPenn. I went to a Midwest party school (M - I - Z!), and I can do this math. 95% decrease.

Found the Trump University graduate.

A medical doctor can't do basic math.

When you’re making policy and can’t be bothered to divide a number by 10, you’ve reached peak lazy.

Show off!

I mean it is either that or it is a gazillion percent. Real math versus MAGA math.

Incalculable I said!

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The fact that Dr. Oz can't or won't do simple math tells me not to listen to him on any health issue.

😂

My ex went to high school with Dr Oz. Elite private school. Great education. He knows the math. He’s just sucking up to the Orange Overlord

Same as the chance that the Hurricanes will beat Louisville tomorrow night.

What score did he get on his MCAT??🥸

He needs to go back to playing with artificial shits, or real shits... either one.

It’s 1/24th dipshit. Now show us that receipt.

The vaunted and elusive 1600% discount in Trump math.

THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION JUST ADMITTED THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT % 10 IS OF 242

Omg how on Earth did this man become a doctor?? Aren't math skills important in studying to be a doctor?

[hands him a calculator]

That's about a quazillion percent woowwww Or about 95%.

but Darth addressing that would require a...a more studied approach